If lolcows had a hunger games, who would win? -

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Definitely not Chris cuz he couldn't survive Vietnam

 

[GK 090]

Chris would assume it's an eating contest and just eat everyone because he couldn't recognize their faces

 

[QB 290]

ADF clearly

 

[Loxiozzz]

Greta.
Or Phil.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Lucas Werner would win hands down. He is a master tactician at setting up bait(candy bars) and luring his victims(future wives). He has lived on the mean streets and could bear with the harsh conditions. Plus his telomeres levels/lengths are off the charts.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

MethedUpSamurai.
Nigga is crazy, and will cut you.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Who would win?

We would.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Most of them would fall off their platform and get blown up before the game already starts.

 

[AnOminous]

Definitely not Chris cuz he couldn't survive Vietnam

Ashley Isaacs.

 

[Strelok]

One of the 6ft tall linebacker looking troon cows. Probably Stefonknee.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Not Sophie Labelle.

 

[TiggerNits]

Shia Lebouf seems unhinged enough to do some crazy shit and get himself the big W

 

[Cato]

On the one hand, Davis Aurini has military training and was in the infantry specifically. On the other hand, the only evidence of him being in a physical altercation involved him trying and failing to apply his hand-to-hand combat training and getting tripped by a woman during a domestic violence incident.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Wu would own a Hunger Games, what with her advanced engineering knowledge, skill with airsoft guns, and mad SSB melee talents she'd be like one of those District One candidates trained from birth for it.

 

[Sunflower Overseer]

DarkSydePhil with all the survival skills he got from years of experience on failing on games.

 

[TiggerNits]

On the one hand, Davis Aurini has military training and was in the infantry specifically. On the other hand, the only evidence of him being in a physical altercation involved him trying and failing to apply his hand-to-hand combat training and getting tripped by a woman during a domestic violence incident.

As a former Marine, I can honestly say infantry guys get their asses kicked in bar fights with hilarious regularity, the guys to be afraid of are admin types, bulk fuelers, water dogs and the others who have nothing better to do all day but lift in the gym after they leave duty around 2pm

 

[Cato]

As a former Marine, I can honestly say infantry guys get their asses kicked in bar fights with hilarious regularity, the guys to be afraid of are admin types, bulk fuelers, water dogs and the others who have nothing better to do all day but lift in the gym after they leave duty around 2pm

How would you rank MPs in this respect?

 

[TiggerNits]

How would you rank MPs in this respect?

They're the ones wrestling other marines and their dependopotami everyday, so less muscle mass but better experience and form

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

dependopotami

I've never heard this before but after looking it up on UD it's the perfect term for half of the women I went to hs witb

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Hopefully none.