If Null was the star on the next season of The Bachelor what women would you choose as contestants? -

[Crass_and_Champ]

-Amberlynn Reid
-Momokun
-Barb
-Foodie Beauty
-SPECIAL GUEST STAR FROM A PREVIOUS SEASON: Alison "Cheeto Tootin' Trollop" Rapp

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Yaniv

 

[ShinyStar]

Faith called it quits on Ethan Ralph, didn't she? Seems like she should be in the market. And we all know how much Melinda Leigh has been thirsting after Null. It's only fair that she gets a shot.

I do think dear leader deserves one nice girl who dindu nothin in the line-up. What's the name of the girl who got the restraining order out on Russ? Erika, I think?

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

@Niggaplease, a match made in heaven.

Niggaplease is a woman? Color me black.

I say Tommy Tooter.

 

[Aaa0aaa0]

Ngl I'd stack it with normal but freedom loving chicks because I cheer for Null to find his heartsweet one day

Worse comes to worse, we get a good reaction out of all of them finding out he tard wrangles this site as his day job (and Chris as his side job).

 

[DJ Grelle]

I'd get him some HQ NP chicks. Rich, supermodel bodies, intelligent (as intelligent as a woman can be)
Seeing him fumble around and embarrass himself would be funnier than having him face the same troons he's so comfortable with.

 

[Dang Dirty Troons]

Chris-Chan the Tomgirl and no one else! Maybe Lou Gagliardi or Greta Thunderdong.

 

[thick internet digit web]

the Nullita who runs pretty ugly little liars, perfect match and she's probably the only woman in the world who would at least be ok with his extremely strange obsession with people like chris-chan.

 

[Teadrinkr]

Me

 

[Anne Hyroe]

It’s got to be Faith Vickers.

The opportunity to abort the retort once and for all.

Made even more hilarious by the fact that Null is probably the only son-in-law that Mr Vickers would hate more than Ralph.

 

[Fakenamemagoo]

There's only one woman worthy of Urvurlurd

 

[Damien Thorne]

I would choose an ‘80s Grace Jones, simply because she would kick his ass on live TV.

 

[Bloitzhole]

One of the contestants has to be Melinda Scott, so Null can fulfill his dream of being a reclusive mountain jew, taking care of half a dozen kids.

 

[The Jokester]

Null is a feeder. We need to find him a harem of fat chicks. But i would say Becky

 

[2021Murder]

Ngl I'd stack it with normal but freedom loving chicks because I cheer for Null to find his heartsweet one day

Worse comes to worse, we get a good reaction out of all of them finding out he tard wrangles this site as his day job (and Chris as his side job).

We need names.

the Nullita who runs pretty ugly little liars, perfect match and she's probably the only woman in the world who would at least be ok with his extremely strange obsession with people like chris-chan.

Plus shes probably fat.

 

[Trapitalism]

Meme Man.

 

[Zelos Wilder]

My mom. She's a nice woman and deserves to be happy.

 

[Longjack Attack]

Brittany Venti and Tana Mongeau.

 

[Owen Grady]

Emily Youcis and Kristine Flaherty.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It’s got to be Faith Vickers.

The opportunity to abort the retort once and for all.

Made even more hilarious by the fact that Null is probably the only son-in-law that Mr Vickers would hate more than Ralph.

I don't know, at least Null is financially solvent. It's really hard to do worse than 2020 Ralph.

I vote for Anisa to be added to the list. Without her breaking up with idubbbz first. The part where they interview icuckkkz about it and he talks about how it doesn't bother him while fighting back tears would be worth the price of admission by itself. Also the part where Null inevitably calls her a sandnigger to her face.