I'm bored af right now, so allow me to tism. To do The Bachelor: Joshua Moon you need a cast and premise that will draw people in, but also be retarded like this website. So here's my pitch: 30 "women" but half of them are trans (very passing). Also, neither us, or the cast have been told who has a penor and who doesn't. Imagine the madness! Jersh is trying to find himself a nice wife, and 30 people are all accusing each other of hiding a pickle, while taking part in lolcow inspired challenges. A waxing challenge, a mukbang challenge, a karaoke contest, an airsoft tournament, and so on. Also because of this level of autism, the show ends not with an engagement, but with an actual wedding, where at the end it will be revealed whether or not Josh has been bamboozled or not.