If Null was the star on the next season of The Bachelor what women would you choose as contestants? -

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

Amberlynn
Chantal
Peetz
Rasputia from Norbit

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

Mama June
Brittany Venti (we all know he has a crush on her)
Andy Warski in a wig
Jimbo
A female clone of Null

 

[Paleololicon]

trans (very passing).

There's no such thing as a passing tranny.

 

[Heckler1]

There's no such thing as a passing tranny.

Everyone says that, but by the amount of doods out there getting bamboozled, I feel like thats probably not true.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Ashley Isaacs so that Null may live forever by the lich queen's power

 

[Florence Sargent]

Eldest sister from the Honey Boo Boo cast, Anna Shannon. I kind of got the vibe that Null had a little crush on her before she was married. The way he was going on about her on the last MATI was . Instead of breaking up her current marriage we could push for a progressive poly relationship.

On second thought she may be out of his league. She's kind hotter than I thought she would be.

 

[❄️❄️❄️]

I don't think anyone has done the obligatory tagging of null in this thread yet, but I think from previous threads that he dislikes this kind of thread.

@Null we are trying to help your lovequest

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Eldest sister from the Honey Boo Boo cast, Anna Shannon. I kind of got the vibe that Null had a little crush on her before she was married. The way he was going on about her on the last MATI was . Instead of breaking up her current marriage we could push for a progressive poly relationship.
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On second thought she may be out of his league. She's kind hotter than I thought she would be.

Here hips look like aliens. Anyway, how bout just momma June. We can keep her in a cage and milk her

 

[Paleololicon]

Everyone says that, but by the amount of doods out there getting bamboozled, I feel like thats probably not true.

I think that only happens to double digit iq troglodytes. Which also explains why they get violent and kill the troon after they get rused.

I'll rephrase; for a reasonably intelligent person, there's no such thing as a passing tranny.

 

[Florence Sargent]

I don't think anyone has done the obligatory tagging of null in this thread yet, but I think from previous threads that he dislikes this kind of thread.

@Null we are trying to help your lovequest

This you?

 

[Trashlily]

I think that only happens to double digit iq troglodytes. Which also explains why they get violent and kill the troon after they get rused.

I'll rephrase; for a reasonably intelligent person, there's no such thing as a passing tranny.

What about NikkieTutorials? Granted I did find her always oddly tall and she's had a shit-ton of plastic surgery, I always thought she was just an insecure fat chick and not an insecure fat troon.

 

[Not Really Here]

Everyone says that, but by the amount of doods out there getting bamboozled, I feel like thats probably not true.

"Bamboozled", there aren't enough air quotes in the world for that one.

 

[Fakenamemagoo]

As far as based Femoids go @yekayuriy54 on twitter would be great match for Urverlord. She deletes her selfies for some reason (self concious I guess?) but the one I saw she was pretty cute. Has a weird pregnancy fixation and is a little unstable but hey podbody's nerfect.

Anyway based.

https://twitter.com/yekayuriy54/status/1323171327147184128

 

[The best and greatest]

The Bachelor is fake and gay, Null and Amberlynn on 90day Fiance

 

[Bubbly Sink]

>assuming we are all women

Fag

 

[tripmix]

Christine Weston Chandler

 

[Stoneheart]

Ben Shapiros doctor wife...

 

[Allanon]

Everyone says that, but by the amount of doods out there getting bamboozled, I feel like thats probably not true.

I know of a guy who got put away back in the 80s for a double murder because he seduced what he thought were hot chicks in his back seat, stuck his hand down their pants, and found a surprise. It does happen, though I imagine the violent/murder reaction is probably on the rarer end, since you don't really hear about that except in Tumblr myths about how misgendering or the word trap is violence.

 

[Bender]

Kay from Kay's Cooking; Null won't eat anything she cooks for him, which is good because he could do with losing some weight.

 

[Enoby Way]

How has nobody mentioned our queen Pixyteri?