If Peter Parker had been bitten by a radioactive person, would he have become Manman instead of Spiderman?

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Mooger Meng

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Jun 2, 2020
He would have become a corpse, because there's no way some fucking whacked-out Ivan from Chernobyl wouldn't have stopped at just biting him once and moving on with the few hours left of his life.

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True & Honest Fan
Jul 1, 2021
He would have been the best wage slave to ever exist. Mister nosenberg would have really appreciated manmans ability to make him money.