If somecunt just gave you $16,000, what would you do first? - ...after you put your pants back on, you whore.

I would spend my 16,000 Sheckles on:

  • treatment for my veneral disease

    Votes: 9 11.4%
  • my ADHD meds

    Votes: 13 16.5%
  • my second home in Connecticut

    Votes: 20 25.3%
  • oats & treacle

    Votes: 12 15.2%
  • I would give it all to Tevin

    Votes: 18 22.8%
  • I just want to feel thr touch of a human so I would go to the mall & pay people $8 each to tickle me

    Votes: 19 24.1%
  • Gin

    Votes: 34 43.0%

  • Total voters


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Down payment on the condo across from DSP. Telescope in the window facing his, close the door, never go in that room again and observe the freakout from the internet. You know he'd notice.

Real talk, I'd just do what every boring white cunt would do. Half to debt, half to investments.:heart-empty:


Spend it on more dumb bullshit than I already do because I have an impulse buying problem.

Which is why I know Dave would do the same damm thing.
  • Winner
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