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If somecunt just gave you $16,000, what would you do first?...after you put your pants back on, you whore.

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no one can help you

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I would spend my 16,000 Sheckles on:

  1. treatment for my veneral disease

    9 vote(s)
    11.5%
  2. my ADHD meds

    13 vote(s)
    16.7%
  3. my second home in Connecticut

    20 vote(s)
    25.6%
  4. oats & treacle

    12 vote(s)
    15.4%
  5. I would give it all to Tevin

    18 vote(s)
    23.1%
  6. I just want to feel thr touch of a human so I would go to the mall & pay people $8 each to tickle me

    18 vote(s)
    23.1%
  7. Gin

    34 vote(s)
    43.6%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. I would buy a 29' penis made out of pink Himalayan salt and post it to BSV or some shit.

    Or feed some kids, or sommat, whatever.
     
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  2. Down payment on the condo across from DSP. Telescope in the window facing his, close the door, never go in that room again and observe the freakout from the internet. You know he'd notice.

    Real talk, I'd just do what every boring white cunt would do. Half to debt, half to investments.:heart-empty:
     
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    Pargon

    Pargon Mr. Self-Destruct

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  3. I'd finally buy a 3D printer

    it's all I've wanted for years
     
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    Vrakks

    Vrakks Please... I go by Gold Diamond now.
    True & Honest Fan

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  4. One word: Hummus.

    It's going places.

    It's got like 30 different varieties. And you can cut up carrots. And you can dip them.

     
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    PomegranateKing

    PomegranateKing Spooky scary pomegranates

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  5. 3200 $5 blowjobs
     
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    Feels Over Reals

    Feels Over Reals Tide Pod Connoisseur

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  6. Give it to DSP, the world's hardest working man.
    Obviously
     
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    Moritsune

    Moritsune Acquired by T-series

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  7. Drugs. Lots of drugs. And some hookers to do them with me.
     
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    Doc Cassidy

    Doc Cassidy Notorious Bum Driller
    True & Honest Fan

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  8. I need that, that money, I really do. I need that money, to pay my bills. It would go 100% to my basic bills.
     
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    Jotaro

    Jotaro yare yare *snort*

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  9. After that, I dunno. I don't think anything matters after that anymore.
     
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  10. My taxes, of course.
     
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  11. Keep begging, of course.
     
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    Pubic Enemy #1

    Pubic Enemy #1 Oi m8 wot if ur mam was an email

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  12. Spend it on more dumb bullshit than I already do because I have an impulse buying problem.

    Which is why I know Dave would do the same damm thing.
     
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  13. Two chicks at the same time.

    Wait, that's what I'd do if I had a million. I'd probably buy loads of weed.
     
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    drtoboggan

    drtoboggan Please, call me Mantis.

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  14. Put it into doing some major renovations for my house.
     
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  15. i would buy a used lathe and mill, also a big bandsaw
     
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    The Flawless Gazelles

    The Flawless Gazelles did nothing wrong

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  16. Use some for personal use ( taxes, groceries, personal pleasures ), donate some to my family, and save everything else. Basic stuff, I guess.
     
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    gachacunt

    gachacunt i like you. do you like me?

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  17. After taxes? A case of bud lite platinum, then I’d find a fountain and make a wish with the remaining penny.
     
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    Testaclese Maximus

    Testaclese Maximus thoughts are getting darker by the day
    True & Honest Fan

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  18. Buy a new camera. Pay taxes on the gift. Save what's left.
     
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  19. Scratch off lotto tickets.
     
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  20. Buy a car and spend the rest on a nice vacation
     
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