If somecunt just gave you $16,000, what would you do first? - ...after you put your pants back on, you whore.

[rizlajizzla]

I would buy a 29' penis made out of pink Himalayan salt and post it to BSV or some shit.

Or feed some kids, or sommat, whatever.

 

[Pargon]

Down payment on the condo across from DSP. Telescope in the window facing his, close the door, never go in that room again and observe the freakout from the internet. You know he'd notice.

Real talk, I'd just do what every boring white cunt would do. Half to debt, half to investments.

 

[ES 148]

I'd finally buy a 3D printer

it's all I've wanted for years

 

[PomegranateKing]

One word: Hummus.

It's going places.

It's got like 30 different varieties. And you can cut up carrots. And you can dip them.

 

[QU 734]

3200 $5 blowjobs

 

[Near]

Give it to DSP, the world's hardest working man.
Obviously

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Drugs. Lots of drugs. And some hookers to do them with me.

 

[Jotaro]

I need that, that money, I really do. I need that money, to pay my bills. It would go 100% to my basic bills.

 

[Clop]

After that, I dunno. I don't think anything matters after that anymore.

 

[TheGoutinator]

My taxes, of course.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Keep begging, of course.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Spend it on more dumb bullshit than I already do because I have an impulse buying problem.

Which is why I know Dave would do the same damm thing.

 

[drtoboggan]

Two chicks at the same time.

Wait, that's what I'd do if I had a million. I'd probably buy loads of weed.

 

[Wing Zero]

Put it into doing some major renovations for my house.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

i would buy a used lathe and mill, also a big bandsaw

 

[gachacunt]

Use some for personal use ( taxes, groceries, personal pleasures ), donate some to my family, and save everything else. Basic stuff, I guess.

 

[RG 448]

After taxes? A case of bud lite platinum, then I’d find a fountain and make a wish with the remaining penny.

 

[BScCollateral]

Buy a new camera. Pay taxes on the gift. Save what's left.

 

[Sparkletor]

Scratch off lotto tickets.

 

[PedoPhil]

Buy a car and spend the rest on a nice vacation