If there is one thing you would absolutely HAVE to teach your kids as a parent, what would it be? -

[ZeCommissar]

Alright so if you don't have kids assume the fact you actually have one some day (very assumption for a lot of the posters on here). If you already have kids then congratulations.

What is one belief/lesson you feel like you must instill in your children, even if everything else doesn't stick? How would you raise them?

 

[m0rnutz]

"Bitches ain't shit."

"If you see a girl, she probably has a penis"

 

[PorcupineTree]

school is really fucking important

 

[Cinderblock]

Phisical violence and yelling are no alternatives to words when you feel frustration. That's something everybody must learn to be civilized.

 

[eldri]

If someone "hits" you, "hit" them back harder so they won't do it again.

 

[Otis Boi]

Things will bother you only if you let them.

 

[verissimus]

1) Reading
2) Manners/discipline
3) Regular exercise/taking care of one's physical self
4) General life advice/tips

Not sure what else specifically.

 

[Black Waltz]

Stay off of internet forums.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Take no shit.

 

[Al Gulud]

Stay off the internet .

FTFY

 

[QU 734]

Don't talk to cops.

 

[JambledUpWords]

How to be healthy

 

[The Shadow]

The chords to Wonderwall

 

[ddlloo]

Orange man bad and gender isn't real.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The world does not owe you anything. Take from it only what you are willing pay for. Never let anyone else take from you without paying you first. Never be so harmless that you can be a victim.

 

[Angelcobra]

That men are horrible selfish right wingers that will totally destroy women's rights. If they're born with a penis, they're going to wear dresses and skirts to prove the fact that gender is enforced by the parents and they aren't BORN male.

 

[Cake Farts]

 

[booklover]

The situations and people that you really need to fear are the ones you least expect, and that's why they're so scary.

 

[Snuckening]

You are unfairly oppressed, and it's very important that everybody else knows your opinion about how the world really should be, because everyone cares a lot.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Alcoholism.