If they made a movie about Chris's life story -

[ExtremeZapper]

Who would you get to play the man himself? And by extention, the people around him

Personally, I don't know why but when I look at Chris in his 'Tomgirl' getup, all I think of is Bill Murray.

 

[The Dude]

Chris Pine.

 

[JP 307]

Now that Philip Seymour Hoffman is no longer with us I don't have a perfect Chris is mind

 

[milkshark]

Matt Lucas from Little Britain could play Chris/Christine

 

[The Midnight Rapist]

Jonah Hill. Kinda even sounds like him.

 

[Segue]

Seth Rogan could probably pull off a decent Chris if he just made his voice alot more nazily and changed up his hairstyle.

 

[ExtremeZapper]

Brandon Bowen, that kid who's on Vine as either younger Chris or possibly BlueSpike

 

[Ms Caca]

Antony Hegarty from Antony & The Johnsons. Perfect.

 

[anephric]

Werner Herzog.

 

[Treblinkachu]

aren't there like 30 of these already

and aren't they all locked

 

[BiggerJ]

Werner Herzog.

If, by some miracle, Chris dies before Herzog, a Herzog documentary about Chris needs to happen. Herzog is a nihilist whose documentaries gaze into the abyss that is an inherently meaningless universe in which people try to find meaning. Chris is tyring to find meaning and happiness in two worlds - the real world (with which he is psychologically incompatible) and the world constructed by the trolls (a world which gives him highs and lows that the real world would never give him but which was constructed for reasons of comedy; a world in which he can never win).

 

[anephric]

If, by some miracle, Chris dies before Herzog, a Herzog documentary about Chris needs to happen. Herzog is a nihilist whose documentaries gaze into the abyss that is an inherently meaningless universe in which people try to find meaning. Chris is tyring to find meaning and happiness in two worlds - the real world (with which he is psychologically incompatible) and the world constructed by the trolls (a world which gives him highs and lows that the real world would never give him but which was constructed for reasons of comedy; a world in which he can never win).

You remind me of my favorite quote from Yukio Mishima (which applies to Chris, if obtusely)

"When a captive lion steps out of his cage, he comes into a wider world than the lion who has known only the wilds. While he was in captivity, there were only two worlds for him - the world of the cage, and the world outside the cage. Now he is free. He roars. He attacks people. He eats them. Yet he is not satisfied, for there is no third world that is neither the world of the cage nor the world outside the cage."

 

[Katolate]

Danny Devito.

 

[SonChu's Oil Change]

Halloween H20

 

[Satoru182]

Who would you get to play the man himself? And by extention, the people around him

Personally, I don't know why but when I look at Chris in his 'Tomgirl' getup, all I think of is Bill Murray.

There is a "What if" thread for this kind of shit you know.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Barb should play Chris, and vice versa.

 

[SonChu's Oil Change]

Didn't we conclude that David Lynch directed the Christmas '04 video, in another thread, that was subsequently locked?

 

[BiggerJ]

You remind me of my favorite quote from Yukio Mishima (which applies to Chris, if obtusely)

"When a captive lion steps out of his cage, he comes into a wider world than the lion who has known only the wilds. While he was in captivity, there were only two worlds for him - the world of the cage, and the world outside the cage. Now he is free. He roars. He attacks people. He eats them. Yet he is not satisfied, for there is no third world that is neither the world of the cage nor the world outside the cage."

This would bring up an interesting question for Herzog: which is the better world? The world of highs and lows that exists solely for the entertainment and schadenfreude of others but offers an illusion of the possibility of victory, or a world that offers nothing but days that blend into one another until time and life lose all meaning?

 

[The Dude]

aren't there like 30 of these already

and aren't they all locked

Sadly no one knows how to use the fucking search function.

 

[Loke]

JULAAAAY