If Trump officially loses I will troon out - not a joke

[Tim Buckley]

That would mean my powers failed me when I foresaw the future which would mean I'm a complete failure of a man and must become an inferior female instead, so if that happens I will chop off my dick and eat estrogen so you assholes better respect my pronouns and trans rights if I do that.

Thank you in advance.

 

[Shadow Cid]

I hear your prophecy brother

 

[Dude Weed]

You are talking crazy here man, chill out don't cut your dick off!

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Record it for posterity.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

While I appreciate your earnestness, I am also sure the world will mourn the loss of your penis.

RIP @Tim Buckley's penis -it was a warm meat tube, snuffed out before it's time.

 

[Rupert Bear]

T.I.T.S. strikes once again

 

[Tim Buckley]

While I appreciate your earnestness, I am also sure the world will mourn the loss of your penis.

RIP @Tim Buckley's penis -it was a warm meat tube, snuffed out before it's time.

At least I showed it in private to the jannies and mods in this thread only the staff can see https://kiwifarms.net/threads/can-i-have-my-autistic-and-dumb-stickers-back.70591/
So muh dick will live forever in the Farms, as a ghost.

 

[Shield Breaker]

@IFuckingLoveJoeBiden Looks like you got off easy with your bet.

 

[Pissmaster]

well this is gonna be a disappointing thread

 

[albert chan]

That would mean my powers failed me when I foresaw the future which would mean I'm a complete failure of a man and must become an inferior female instead, so if that happens I will chop off my dick and eat estrogen so you assholes better respect my pronouns and trans rights if I do that.

Thank you in advance.

I hope Mr. Garrison sees this, too.

 

[Jewthulhu]

I'm not sure if I want OP to deliver or not.

 

[Spergetti]

Just cut to the chase and kys.

 

[Tim Buckley]

I'm not sure if I want OP to deliver or not.

I will post proof and pics to demand the mods to change my name to Timantha Buckley, but I don't want that to happen, I hope Trump wins somehow before 2021, in which case I'll forever be a male psychic prophet guru and you bow to me instead.

 

[AgriDrThunder]

You won't. Too scared.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I will post proof and pics to demand the mods to change my name to Timantha Buckley, but I don't want that to happen, I hope Trump wins somehow before 2021, in which case I'll forever be a male psychic prophet guru and you bow to me instead.

What would you do if the presidency is not decided and the U.S. splits into a civil war with Kanye leading the southern states and Jeb leading the northern sates?

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

OP, are you admitting that you're gay, or what?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

OP, are you admitting that you're gay, or what?

If he was gay he'd just do anal and not invert his dick though.

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

Can I pick out your name when you transition?

 

[Tim Buckley]

What would you do if the presidency is not decided and the U.S. splits into a civil war with Kanye leading the southern states and Jeb leading the northern sates?

That's still not my prophecy so I'll have to troon out anyway.

OP, are you admitting that you're gay, or what?

I'm a super degenerate, but I don't wanna be an ugly 41% , but that's what I might get for my sins.

 

[Mage]

Just do it.