If you and someone successful suddenly swapped places, what do you think would happen? - You suck because you suck

[Penis Drager]

Pick your successful person. If it's not someone like a lottery winner or something, they'd probably make fairly quick work to fix your problems and then do a lot better than you're doing now.
You, in the meantime, would probably fuck up everything they built.

Why do you suck so much?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I would shoot myself and force the fucker to be stuck in my body.

 

[Furret]

Does it have to be someone I know personally? If not, I would probably pick a high-ranking government official just to see how badly I can fuck things up.

 

[Penis Drager]

Does it have to be someone I know personally? If not, I would probably pick a high-ranking government official just to see how badly I can fuck things up.

you don't gotta know them.
who would you pick and how would you fuck shit up?

 

[Furret]

you don't gotta know them.
who would you pick and how would you fuck shit up?

I would pick Mitch McConnel and act like I've suddenly become a communist. I imagine that'll cause some chaos among Congress.

 

[Punished Benis]

I'd say Biden, just for long enough to make the national anthem Moonman and declare eminent domain on 14 Branchland court. Hire Chris as a hooker and make him dig up Pattie for real this time, to trigger the end times prophecy and usher in a thousand years of autism.

I'd just ask my family to lock me in the shed and slide tendies in through the window until I gave the correct passcode. Fuck letting that guy near my job or children.

 

[A Thick Piece of Meat]

I would not need to maintain an empire cause I could live off the money for the rest of my life