If you could fight any lolcow, who would you fight and why? -

[Null]

DSP

I'd go for the jaw

 

[Watcher]

 

[KingofManga420]

I want to wrestle Gloria Tesch

 

[Wizzrobe]

Andrew Dobson and Chris Chan simultaneously. I'd just straight up punch them in the face! One punch and BAM! They run off crying to their mommies to help them fight their battles for them!

 

[SpessCaptain]

Brad Watson so I can claim I defeated God.

 

[noooooway]

OP

:^)

 

[Null]

OP

:^)

fite me irl

 

[The Knife]

I want to wrestle Gloria Tesch

I'm going for Tesch too. Win or lose, I figure I'll be able to sell the video.

 

[pickledance]

DSP cause he'd cry like a little bitch about how a girl beat him up.

 

[KingofManga420]

I'm going for Tesch too. Win or lose, I figure I'll be able to sell the video.

Yeah me too.

 

[Glaive]

"Can't dodge the Rodge" eh?

Can't cave the Glaive

 

[nyess]

I wouldn't fight

I'd arrange for a battle royal of lolcows and potential lolcows in the ring, with the few remaining fighters in the ring to form a best 2 out of 3 tag team deathmatch to crown the kings and queens of lolcows.


Obviously I would make this ppv, with the money being sent toward charity.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

The Golden Knight.

#1. It's an easy win, he's so damn emaciated. I could probably use WWE style moves on him.
#2. He's a despicable sorry excuse for a human being so I have a desire to fight him, but unlike Nick Bate I wouldn't catch an obscure disease from him.

 

[KingofManga420]

NO ONE has said Marjan yet...?

 

[Wizzrobe]

NO ONE has said Marjan yet...?

Fuckbot wouldn't have much a fight in him to be honest with all the meth he snorts!

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Fuckbot wouldn't have much a fight in him to be honest with all the meth he snorts!

You've obviously never fought a meth head before. They're feisty. I once saw one at a party take on five dudes and was winning until someone bashed an empty 40 oz on his head and then beat him with a skateboard.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick Bate. I don't think I have to explain why.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Nick Bate. I don't think I have to explain why.

Damn not quick enough on the draw.

 

[AnOminous]

If I had to pick a lolcow I wouldn't want to fight, ever, it would be Uwe Boll. He may be the worst filmmaker of all time but he can kick some ass.

 

[Hat]

The Tumblrinas. Every one of them. One. By. One.