If you could teleport your farts anywhere in the world, where would you fart first? -

[Quantum Diabetes]

My first tele-fart would go into that car driving by blasting shitty bass.

 

[wire cutters]

josh's mouth

 

[Big Ruski]

My ex-wife

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A crowded elevator.

 

[The Last Stand]

The White House.

 

[Monolith]

Inside your mom's ass.

 

[Weed Eater]

To my mom, for all the times she purposefully came to my room just to fart.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Back into my anus.

 

[Pee Cola]

India.

 

[RavenCrow]

My first tele-fart would go into that car driving by blasting shitty bass.

Nancy Pelosi's mouth.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Nancy Pelosi's mouth.

I doubt anyone would be able to tell the difference.

 

[DiddyKongMain1989]

Monitor that shitpost you NSA fuck.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The ozone layer.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I'd fart in your general direction.

 

[Haramburger]

Into the genealogy record room at the library, without having to put in the work to actually go there. Plus the people who are in there aren't likely to leave because of it and will stew in it.

Or court, most judges deserve a remote fart.

 

[Solid Snek]

I'd start an OnlyFans and teleport it to the bitchboy with the highest bid.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

OP's arteries

 

[stares at error messages]

I would teleport my farts into rooms where melissas are so that people start to associate melissas with fart smell. I hate melissas.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Onto someone's lit lighter.

 

[Penis Drager]

Does the sound teleport too?