If you could tell a younger you one thing.... -

[ZeCommissar]

Alright you travel back in time infront of your younger self (not a definite age, it could be last year or when you were 5), the universe doesn't rip apart in a paradox.

What would you tell your younger self?

Examples: "Yeah that girl ashley you're going to marry? She's going to cheat on you" or "Don't go on Kiwi Farms if you want to keep faith in humanity"

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

"kill yourself"

 

[WireSponge]

Fuk u u little cunt I should have killed you when I had the chance

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

"Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed"

 

[Some JERK]

Tell your parents you're sorry for all the stupid shit you ever did, and forgive them for all the shit you're mad about. Even if you don't mean it at all. Just sit them down and say the words and try your hardest to convince them that you really mean it, because one day you actually will, and every fucking day you'll wish you could tell them, but they'll be gone.

 

[smallmilk]

"BE BETTER!!" basically.

Put more effort into shit, cuz i think that half assing things screwed me the most later on.

Also go outside.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Don't bother buying her that ring.

 

[AA 102]

Remember to turn off the oven.

 

[CatParty]

Lol calm down

 

[D.Va]

invest in Apple stock

 

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Don't waste time in college. When you're 23 you'll be making six figures.

 

[A Potato Named Vodka]

It doesn't get better, but you will be stronger.

 

[cypocraphy]

Stop jerking off so damn much.

 

[Ntwadumela]

"You're gonna be one sexy, manly man after you hit puberty. Plus, learning martial arts will benefit you greatly."

 

[VJ 120]

Don't go ten miles for a man who wouldn't move an inch for you.

Also, exercise more, lardass.

 

[Coldgrip]

Don't pull her out of the way of that on coming vehicle.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Kill John Connor.

 

[Todesfurcht]

"Never stop drawing"
"Anxiety is scary, but it wont haunt you for long"
"BE A MEMEMASTER"

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

-"Don't feel bad about not majoring in biomed. It still wouldn't have been a guarantee of security."
-"Stop playing therapist to everyone unless you're gettin' paid for it and stop trying to help people when they clearly refuse to change."
-"Your 'best friend forever' thinks weed and playing pretend is more important than school or a real job. Dump her ass and save yourself three years of heartache and frustration."
-"Yes, they were right that your art is shit. But it's also not going to get any less shit if you quit."

And finally:
-"You're not going to find lasting friends with furries, genderspecials, and /b/tards. Stop fucking crawling into their cesspits thinking you can."

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Warzones are bad and you should avoid them.