If you could tell Chris one thing... -

[Sonichu Fan]

What would it be?
Sarcasm discouraged.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What would it be?
Sarcasm discouraged.

Does it matter? He'd ignore whatever you said anyway.

 

[Lipitor]

Sonic's dead!

 

[SATC Vortex]

Get tans on your legs, not on your face!

 

[Gunslinger]

That Sonic tweet was the real deal.

 

[qld]

Bob really died 20 years ago, Barb faked the last part of his life so she could collect the checks.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"You're not going to get a girlfriend this way."

 

[deeman]

"Cuuuuurse Yeeee.... Ha Meeee..... HO!"

 

[Trilby]

"Sega does not care about you."

 

[noooooway]

die chris

 

[Lipitor]

"You're not going to get a girlfriend this way."

Or anyway really. Girls don't date autistic morons. Red flag, deal breaker, end of game.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

"They're taking pictures of you at the bowling alley and posting them to Kiwi. You might need to kick their asses."

 

[VenomPlug]

BLARMS

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Whatever it is you're doing, keep it up.

 

[pickleparty]

You burn every bridge you come in contact with.

 

[NumberingYourState]

You've got to wake the fuck up son.

 

[cypocraphy]

Have fun in the group home.

 

[Marvin]

smoke weed erryday

 

[Nick Drake]

JULAAAAY!!!!!
Duh.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

"Dude, what's that smell?"