If you could travel back in time and kill one person, who would it be and why? - Change history the kiwi way!

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

For me it's Edward Bernays. The man is directly responsible for the way corporations act and the idiocy of advertising.

I mean, just look into the guy starting here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernays. Read his books. You'll get it.

 

[The Fool]

me

 

[Love Soze]

Soros is the first person I thought of.

 

[LofaSofa]

I'd kill Tard Baby so I wouldn't have to deal with him being a faggot.

@Tard Baby you're a faggot btw.

 

[GS 281]

OP's mom.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

My grandfather: it's Kiwi Farms, we like to paradox

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

your mom

 

[tehpope]

Adam so we wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit.

 

[nagant 1895]

Gavrilo Princep just a split second before he shot Franz. I like reading history books and historical books and I am firmly convinced that while conflict in Europe over the decay of Austria-Hungary was going to take one form or another I don't believe that it was destined to play out as the lunatic war that happened.
Also I would like to have one of those cool medals they passed out when you did a great service to the Hapsburgs.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Mohammed, that way I would be able to illustrate my super gay slash-fiction in peace and safety.

 

[obliviousbeard]

If I could time-travel, why would I want to kill anyone? Just rape someone. Rape Cleopatra. Rape Marilyn Monroe. Use your imagination a bit there.

 

[SigSauer]

Barack Obama

 

[Rand /pol/]

Donald Trump

 

[Rand /pol/]

Also @Somari1996 for being a gay libturd cuck soyboy

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Am I allowed to use time travel to become incredibly wealthy instead? Asking for a friend.

 

[Teri-Teri]

I'd kill Tard Baby so I wouldn't have to deal with him being a faggot.

@Tard Baby you're a faggot btw.

RIP

 

[Jeb-sama]

Sarah Connor

 

[Night Terror]

chris

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

For me it's Edward Bernays. The man is directly responsible for the way corporations act and the idiocy of advertising.

I mean, just look into the guy starting here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernays. Read his books. You'll get it.

I actually have done this already and I transported myself to this timeline by doing so.

Spoiler

be happy JFK got shot. You could be living in a much worse timeline.

Spoiler

be double happy John Wilkes Booth was successful too

 

[Takodachi]

Stalin just to see how communism woulda evolved under Trotsky leadership
or
Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto to see how WW2 woulda ended without US intervention.