If you had a terminal disease... -

[ProgKing of the North]

would you try any drugs you’re too smart/too much of a pussy to try now?

If I’m diagnosed with six months to live, fuck it, I’ve always wondered what heroin is like.

 

[wylfım]

"Terminal" is such a misnomer because a lot of drugs have promise to help cure things that are currently "untreatable" but they aren't allowed to be used because regulations.
Metformin here I come.

 

[Cinderblock]

Inb4 someone gets banned for describing their autisticly planned mass shooting.

 

[J A N D E K]

I’ve done pretty much everything except smoke crack, eat peyote, and mainline/inject anything. Beyond really good, pure MDMA drugs aren’t really that fascinating.

If I was dying in six months I can think of so many better things to do than drugs.

I think I would learn to surf.

 

[Richardo Retardo]

If I had a terminal illness, I'd probably die *Ba dum ts*

 

[IV 445]

I’d shitpost and do nothing

 

[ES 148]

I'd drink an aclchol.

 

[IV 445]

I'd drink an aclchol.

Better thread idea is “who would you like to have a drink with”

https://youtu.be/HoCJ8lqfQVE

 

[The Fool]

Well, if my own world's ending, may as well try huffing jenkum. I'll live as I died, smelling my own farts.

 

[Dangus Bang Boon]

I would go shoot up Parkland Highschool just to fuck with Florida. Also, this seems like a punch line to a Louis CK bit that he has yet to drop on some snowflakes.

 

[Crocophile]

If I had something that was 100% absolutely terminal I would want to spend as much of my 'good' time with my family as possible and try to accomplish things I wanted out of life. Then when I got 'bad' I'd absolutely go to town on the heroin. I'mma check the fuck out for that shit.

 

[J A N D E K]

Better thread idea is “who would you like to have a drink with”

https://youtu.be/HoCJ8lqfQVE

Much better thread idea. With choices like...

A dead historical figure.
A current living politician.
An living or dead artist/musician/actor.
A living or dead lolcow
A living or dead kiwi

 

[Otis Boi]

I'll do any drugs as long as it dosen't involve needles needles scare me because I'm afraid its going to pop me like a balloon.

 

[AF 802]

Cocaine and a bathtub. That's what I'd do if I was terminally ill.

 

[twattycake]

Much better thread idea. With choices like...

A dead historical figure.
A current living politician.
An living or dead artist/musician/actor.
A living or dead lolcow
A living or dead kiwi

Caesar
Kim Jong-Un
Freddie Mercury
OPL
Ruin or Angry New Anger

In response to the original thread topic, heroin and lots of it

 

[QT 219]

>literally dying every second of every day
>"what wud u do guise"

Continue to shitpost while everyone collectively decays as they read this.

 

[lowkey]

I'd donate blood in california, because fuck california.

 

[Deadwaste]

i get cancer, i probably fuckin deserve it. make sure you kill me when im diagnosed even if its in an early, potentially curable stage

Inb4 someone gets banned for describing their autisticly planned mass shooting.

I would go shoot up Parkland Highschool just to fuck with Florida.

we found em boys

 

[Bassomatic]

Nah,

frankly as an ancap I'll do what drugs I want because I feel it's my right. I just don't much like the idea. I've seen addicition take so much from people. I get scared what path I may end up. I have spoken to people who shot up and let me be frank it sounds wonderful, I'll never touch it. I don't take pain killers when I break parts. I'm so scared how tempting it is.

I like to drink socially, and have a cigar with friends a few times a month or so. Honestly, joke aside "addicted" to caiffine maybe. I go a few days with out coffee/tea and my body is clear and I'm ok, I just like it that much I'm ok taking for rest of my life.

If I face death I love to joke I'd do cocaine with strippers and shit but no, I know I'm on a very shortened ticking clock. I want to be me for those last few days while I still can. It might sound silly and boring if I heard I had super cancer, I'd go to work. Because sure I may have a week to live, but I want to be me still. I like me and life. So I'd live it. Now, don't get me wrong I'd eat potato chips like a beast or have steak every day because why not? But I think to help me deal I'd have to keep myself as I don't want to pass. My routine would help me ignore what's coming and if I put thought into a soon passing I'd melt down hide under covers and cry. Job may be "lame" next to parasailing but beats what I'd do otherwise.

 

[DOGFARM]

If I get a terminal disease I'm fuckin dying may as well not make it faster