If you had three wishes what would they be? -

The Dude

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I'm going to impose a couple rules:

.1) You cannot wish for someone to die or be resurrected. I'm self imposing this one especially since I want nothing more out of life to have my Dad alive again.
.2) No wishing for amounts of money that would cripple the world economy. So you could say "I wish I was as rich as Bill Gates" but not "I wish I had as much money as it would take to solve the economy crisis and then keep the money for my self." You can, however, wish for the economy to be fully fixed.
.3) No wishing got more wishes.

The Dude's wish list.

.1) I wish for $400,000,000,000 Four hundred billion is now considered by out government an acceptable monetary point when planning and bargaining and budgets for different programs. Also a group of dedicated people with goals and a desirable product along with a unique and well laid out sales tactic. So I see this sum of money i reasonable because it is a tiny chunk of the budgetary pie and it's an attainable goal for a smart talented and de]dicated group with a desirable product.

,2) I would have a massive collection of all the cars, trucks, motorcycles, military hardware of all kinds including tanks, infantry fighting vehicles, and combat aircraft. In fact we would have the ability and man power to train new flyers and to even design new aircraft.

And finally I wish that I had a massive underground holocaust survival shelter. It would be deep enough to avoid the plague or outbreak and there are sophisticated air cleaning units, an automated water purification mechanism that feed off the water table under the compound. It would have wind, solar, gas generators, and geothermal power sources. It would be equipped with state of the art weapons and training facility, And all my vehicles would be kept in a subterranean garage/hangar.
 

CatParty

Boo
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1. immortality at the physical age i am now
2. a six figure job that is just sleeping
4. any beer i want at any time
 

Saney

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1. Eternal youth.
2. A teleporter.
3. To not be allergic to nuts. Then I can finally stop being paranoid aout what I eat.
 

Some JERK

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1.) total and complete invulnerability from physical injury and old age.
2.) the ability to be correct with 100% accuracy whenever i so chose (think the 'luck virus' from Red Dwarf, but on-demand.)
3.) a really nice wristwatch.
 

José Mourinho

The Special One
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1. Be as rich as Bill Gates.
2. Immortality for me and my family.
3. Have a higher EQ and IQ.
 
Q

QI 541

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1. Omnipotence.

Proceed to use the powers of omnipotence to create world peace, end all atrocities, solve world hunger, end poverty, create renewable source of energy, stop natural disasters, end death, and whatever else I can think of.
 

Niachu

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Right now I wish I had energy. I'll think of any other wishes once I have that.
 

Lady Houligan

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1) A fridge that magically creates whatever I want when I open the door.
2) $10,000,000 a year every year until I die, without taxes imposed on it.
3) A house that acts like the Tardis, or like the physical mechanics in Howl's Moving Castle, and manifests where I want to go.
 

Judge Holden

NO!!! MASSA NO!!!
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1) For successful comics creator Christian Weston Chandler to be reduced to an autist imbecile mocked and slandered by the whole internet and his beautiful supermodel wife morphed into an unspeakable blob of redneck known only as Barb, for his talents and majestic awesomeness fills me with rage and jealousy
2) That the past 7 years be rewritten to have a long and illustrious history of trolls mocking chris in a variety of cartoonish ways
3) That this worthless chris fanboy forum be corrupted into the darkest hive of chris mockery on the entire internet
 

Lefty

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1. A remarkably high metabolism that would give me six pack abs with one gym visit a week.

2. A $5,000 :tugboat: every other week for the rest of my life. Unaffected by any income I get from working.

3. Advanced Telekinesis. Think Jean Grey without The Phoenix.
 

Hyperion

D E A D
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1. I wish for nuclear fusion in the sun to somehow only produce Iron atoms

I don't need another wish.
 

Hollywood Hulk Hogan

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Brother, the Hulkster has only one wish. And that is that everybody on God's green earth could see the true power of Hulkamania. If everyone was a Hulkamaniac, this world would be a better place. Take the Boss Man, for example. After he saw the light and became a friend of the Hulkster, he suddenly started to have better results in the squared circle. Not like Bobby "The Weasel" Heenan, man. Bobby never managed a world heavyweight champion, and he also was not a Hulkamaniac. Seems like an awful big coincidence to the Hulkster, man.
 

The Dude

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Hulk Hogan said:
Brother, the Hulkster has only one wish. And that is that everybody on God's green earth could see the true power of Hulkamania. If everyone was a Hulkamaniac, this world would be a better place. Take the Boss Man, for example. After he saw the light and became a friend of the Hulkster, he suddenly started to have better results in the squared circle. Not like Bobby "The Weasel" Heenan, man. Bobby never managed a world heavyweight champion, and he also was not a Hulkamaniac. Seems like an awful big coincidence to the Hulkster, man.

Well Hulkster, I'm pretty sure everyone on this site is a Hulkamaniac and we all love you sir. You and those 24" pythons of yours.
 

champthom

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I was about to say to some of you, be careful about wishing for immortality - you don't want to end up like that dude from the Greek myth who wished for immortality but forgot to mention he'd like to stay young eternally, so he was immortal but he kept getting older and older and more feeble and all that jazz.

Let's see, for me:

1) A lot of money, tax free - I'd have to think of a good number. Obviously all the money in the world would be bad, as that would have an impact on the global economy, so I wouldn't want too much money that would impact the global economy. And of course I don't want to pay taxes on it.

2) A time machine

3) A time manipulator - slightly different from a time machine, the time machine would let me go back or forward in time and chill out there. What I'd also want is to like, freeze time. So I'd pretty much have all the time in the world and I'd spend that time reading and whatnot.
 

José Mourinho

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champthom said:
I was about to say to some of you, be careful about wishing for immortality - you don't want to end up like that due from the Greek myth who wished for immortality but forgot to mention he'd like to stay young eternally, so he was immortal but he kept getting older and older and more feeble and all that jazz.

Oh boy, I can imagine how scary this is.
 

pickleniggo

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I would wish for:
-one million dollars to be deposited into my checking account, every month, with no taxes attached. :tugboat:
-my ideal vision of how my body should look/work. :hulk:
-protection from any potential danger that could happen to me and people I care about. :alog:
 

Picklepower

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1. Peace in the Middle East, (fat chance I know)
2. re united, Korea, with no more Juche
3. That the world would have less conflict, in general.
 
T

TL 611

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1. Worldwide infertility - I think it would really fuck with people if suddenly nobody could have a kid, I like the thought of the chaos.
2. Assets that net me £100 million a month.
3. A talking (immortal) 10ft fluffy kitten that I could ride around on with reigns, my god that would be fluffy and awesome.
 

Flowers For Sonichu

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I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes, that night I fucked three fat bitches
 

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