If you had to live in a Keanu Reeves action movie which movie would you choose and why? (support your answer)

[Just A Butt]

i would probably choose Point Break because other than the whole bank robbery thing it's basically just like regular earth but it's the 90s and all the things that are great about the 90s would be happening and none of the things that aren't great about the 20s would have happened yet do you guys remember that time in the 90s when the internet was brand new you could invest money in the internet and become an internet money man imagine if you could invent PoopCoin decades before anyone else you would be a pretty cool dude so that is basically why i would choose Point Break.

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

I would also say Point Break. It's basically just hanging out doing extreme sports with Patrick Swayze.

Plus, you get to fire your gun in the air and go "ahhh!"

 

[Just A Butt]

no you don't get to be Keanu you just live in that town. you are still you

 

[Troonos]

The Matrix as an agent so I can shoot trannies.

 

[Rusty Crab]

The Matrix, so I can go back to being bluepilled

 

[Not Gay Jared]

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE MATRIX AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, NEO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME AGENT BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE PRISON OF THE MACHINES. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

 

[KittyGremlin]

the one with big chungus

 

[Idiotron]

In that movie, am I Keanu or somebody else?
I don't feel like being Jeff Daniels in Speed.

 

[Just A Butt]

am I Keanu or somebody else?

no, you are still you. you just live in that world

so all these people saying "i'd be in the matrix cause woosh!" are dumb cause at best they would be a human battery and at worst they'd be "free" and living in the dirtholes and eating the bugslop

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

Point Break is a no-brainer, i just want to go surfing with a gang of hot people in various scenic locations.

 

[Just A Butt]

i just want to go surfing

do you already know how to surf?

 

[Not Gay Jared]

no, you are still you. you just live in that world

so all these people saying "i'd be in the matrix cause woosh!" are dumb cause at best they would be a human battery and at worst they'd be "free" and living in the dirtholes and eating the bugslop

so it's the same as now, except maybe you end up having badass karate moves downloaded directly into your brain so you can put on a sick trenchcoat and do flips while shooting a bunch of cops

 

[Just A Butt]

so it's the same as now, except maybe you end up having badass karate moves downloaded directly into your brain so you can put on a sick trenchcoat and do flips while shooting a bunch of cops

it is possible i guess but you'd have to be unboring enough to have been chosen to be a whatever person who goes in and does... terrorism? i don't really remember why they kept going back into the matrix if i'm being honest

 

[Not Gay Jared]

to wake up the sheeple to the harsh truth of reality dude duh

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

do you already know how to surf?

yeah but i would pretend i don't so a young Lori Petty can teach me

 

[Just A Butt]

yeah but i would pretend i don't so a young Lori Petty can teach me

ok well that's fair i guess but prepare for heartbreak cause Keanu still exists in this world and he is destined to fall in love with her later

 

[Just A Butt]

to wake up the sheeple to the harsh truth of reality dude duh

how is that different to what i said?

 

[Not Gay Jared]

how is that different to what i said?

FREE your mind. take the red pill. you think that's air you're breathing? remember..... there is no spoon...............................

 

[DiceindaMirror]

Not an action movie, but Bill and Ted. I want to bowl with Napoleon and be a Ziggy Piggy.

 

[Just A Butt]

Bill and Ted

they fall down the stairs at one point, that counts as an action scene
and hanging with Napoleon is more likely than you think provided you hang around in San Dimas