If you had to switch bodies with one Lolcow for one day, who would it be? -

[Zorceror44]

Probably Chris so I could leak Sonichu#12 before it's release and reap all the Winner ratings.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

ADF, then I actually buy a bicycle and start riding it all day, and as I'm being switched back Phil is still on the bicycle, and shits his pants upon realizing that he's riding one for the first time in his life (without training wheels at least).

 

[AN/ALR56]

Obviously jace.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

MRZ so I could leak his dox

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Dobson just so I could see if I could fuck it up any worse
But then that leaves ol' Dobby in the body of a bisexual woman...oh god...

Or maybe MylarBalloonFan just so I could pop a few things (I am a horrible human being)

 

[Peepeepause]

I'd probably switch with Chris and give him a decent haircut, or PT and bathe.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Dobson just so I could see if I could fuck it up any worse
But then that leaves ol' Dobby in the body of a bisexual woman...oh god...

Or maybe MylarBalloonFan just so I could pop a few things (I am a horrible human being)

I was thinking Dobson too. If only to alienate all his followers that much sooner.

 

[cumrobbery]

Kengle

 

[VLAD]

Fedsmoker. YEEAAUURGH

 

[Hyperion]

Kengle, so I could make threats against Obama on the internet and then switch bodies back before his muslim ass gets tossed into gitmo.

 

[Peepeepause]

Kengle, so I could make threats against Obama on the internet and then switch bodies back before his muslim ass gets tossed into gitmo.

I wouldn't risk it, the body switchin' voodoo might malfunction.

 

[Zorceror44]

I wouldn't risk it, the body switchin' voodoo might malfunction.

Not to mention what would happen if Kengle somehow died in your body.

 

[XYZpdq]

Probably PT. I can just bathe and the rest of the day's a cinch. A lot of the other cows seem to have problems more complex and physically painful.

 

[Trombonista]

Kat, so we'd get conclusive proof that she's cis.

 

[DNJACK]

Null.

 

[Zorceror44]

Null.

Can't argue with that logic.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

@KatsuKitty

Maybe I have a better chance of getting laid

 

[Peepeepause]

Probably PT. I can just bathe and the rest of the day's a cinch. A lot of the other cows seem to have problems more complex and physically painful.

True, and I bet most of them have never been to a doctor or dentist or anything and probably have really uncomfortable physical ailments like toothaches they just don't go get fixed.

 

[GS 281]

HOOD money. I heard he is so super hot girls text him to go out on Saturday night all the time.

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

Freelee the Banana Girl or her boyfriend. They're crazy but have great bodies that I would just start shoving meat into for shits and giggles.