If you hate Chris, why? -

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Serious question here. I personally find Chris amusing and his antics evoke a feeling of mirth, but it seems many people here are very angry about him and his behavior while there are some that outright hate him. I'm amazed by how furious people got about him getting a PS4 like he doesn't deserve to have things that bring him joy. It has even lead to some members, such as @slep @Pally and @Fuzzy Wuzzy, to get banned as well as Anthony Logatto not being welcomed here.

So, for you aloggers out there, why does Chris infuriate you?

 

[Dangus Bang Boon]

My only complaint about Chris getting his PS4 is that hes not making videos at least every other day or at a consistent frequency. I visit this place for specifically 2 reasons, amusement and CRINGE so I don't give a shit how Chris got his Ps4, i'm just thankful he has a new and improved interweb device aiding him in uploading his daily faggotry which gives me a reason to LULZ. All the hate from the "fuccbois" makes no sense IMO, why you even here Bruh?

 

[millais]

He unjustifiably maced an innocent minimum-wage earning store clerk. For that most heinous of crimes, I hope Chris is raped and murdered in prison.

 

[HG 400]

They hate him because he reminds them so much of themselves.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Because he's a fat queer

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Because he give autistics a bad name.

Spoiler

Serious question here.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders

 

[Hyperion]

What Saddam did is potatos compared to Chris's crimes.

 

[Picklemaker]

I don't hate him. I find him.... sad, but entertaining. Like a three legged incontinent puppy that I don't have to clean up after. Despite him being a child in an adult's body, with all the failings and ignorance and bad behavior that comes with that, I actually wish him well and hope we can watch him evolve in peace.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I hate him for the same reasons as this guy!

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Hoo, boy, I wish I saved a list of all the useless crap I've sent him. Just about every pickle scented or flavored novelty I could find, I've sent him - my personal favorite being a pickle air freshener. I've sent he funny postcards with pictures of hunky men on them. I've sent a few funny illustrations of him I printed, and mailed in official looking envelopes. A few times I've ordered adult diapers to be delivered to his home. I've sent him catalogs for bidets, incontinence products, male enlargement products, impotence products, and gay singles classified ads - all in official looking envelopes. I sent him sampler-sized packet of baby wipes, and sample packets of laundry detergent with a love note about his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. I sent him catalogs of products and clothes for morbidly obese people. I sent him a bunch of non-working Xbox and 360 games over the years. I sent him a bunch of fake coupons for "one free boyfriend" or other stupid things like that. A few times I've sent him birthday cards saying he was 4 or a girl. Oddest stuff I've sent were plastic utensils, floppy disks, scratched CDs, pickle jar lids, and other flotsam with non-threatening stuff like "Christian Weston Fatboy" written on it, in a padded envelope so it seemed like he was getting something important. A few times I sent Barb a whole bunch of coupons for cleaning products. About the only nice thing I ever sent was a few Burger King certificates to Bob, and a card thanking him for the funnel. Geez, what else...? I know I'm missing a bunch of stuff. I'll probably remember 'em tomorrow, when I'm at work and hit the mailing room.

Ah, here's a few others... I sent a letter from Simonla asking "why did you forsake me?" in a creepy font. I remember sending printouts of a few Liquid Chris vs. Solid Chris drawings, with "Ian Brandon Anderson" written over it. I sent him free samples of maxi pads, and preparation H medicated wipes. I sent him a few novelty products with pictures of naked men (my favorite being a light-switch cover where the switch was a hot fireman's manmeat). I sent him a lettuce seed packet, but slapped a fake label for "Fat Manbaby Seeds" with a picture of him on it. Around the time of his trial, I sent him a prisoner stress ball, a small metal file for his "jail break," and hotel soap with a note saying "drop this in shower for free mansex." I wrote stuff like "fatboy" and "manbaby" on some balloons, deflated them, and sent him after the whole trial thing.

Here are some more I remembered... I sent a bunch of nametags with "Ian Brandon Anderson," and stuff like "Fat Manbaby" on them (we have the equipment to make 'em). I sent a work uniform name patch with "Fatboy Chandler" embroidered on it. I sent a few collapsible koozies with "Virgin With Rage" and "Christian Weston Fatboy" embroidered on it in a fancy cursive font. I got a whole bunch of those return address labels made up with "Christian Pickle Chandler" as the name, and mailed it to him. I got a free "FAT MANBABY" black ink stamper sent to him. I sent a set of 3 free clicky ballpoint pens with "Christian Weston Fatboy" imprinted on the side.

One of my clients specializes in direct mail marketing and custom imprinted items, giving me access to all sorts of different envelopes and packaging, so there's a good likelihood Chris and Barb opened the stuff up thinking it was something important or an item they ordered. Most of the envelopes had phone number to our switchboard, so they could remove themselves from mailings, but they never bothered to call. Honestly, I wouldn't have stopped... I just would have started mailing them from another mail drop.

 

[Sonitistic]

I thoroughly enjoy Chris. I used to watch his videos and read the CwCki before I discovered the farms and now I'm so in love with this community that I can't (or don't want to) separate the two. As interesting as Chris is its just as interesting how painstakingly documented he is for being so inconsequential to the world at large. He is pretty much completely useless but he might as well be a living Jesus. Its a living, breathing interactive reality show. I feel bad sometimes for contributing here and following his story because say what you will but I do not believe he would be as crazy as he is if it weren't for all the attention. But I do not hate him. How could you? He is pathetic and if the tugboat ever sinks he would be in more trouble than most here could ever fathom. All his joy teeters on that monthly check.

 

[Ravenor]

I don't hate Chris, I pity him mostly. He's just retarded enough not to realise how retarded he is, his life sucks he lives in a house that's filled with useless crap, a screeching harpy of a mother, and we are the closest thing he has to friends and he'll constantly have minor problems with the law through out his life.

 

[Locksnap]

Hes a tranny and I hate trannys. Die.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

I love Chris and his antics.

I hate idiots that give him money though.
Mainly because they fuel his god complex.

And i'm not talking about Amiibo/Medallions money. Chris deserves that money because at least he sold a (crappy) product.

Just people that give him money/gifts for no reason or to troll him.
@DStecks , first make him create the comic pages, THEN give him the 1000$ dollars.
I think you got this backwards.

 

[Jerkop In Training]

Because he's a faggot

 

[Jewish Culture]

Never had anything personal against Chris. If anything, I feel extreme sorrow for the dude. He was literally broken by his psychotic parents.

 

[LAM]

We were upset about the PS4 thing not because we thought he doesn't deserve it, but because he doesn't deserve it for free via e-begging his "fans." When he got his PS4, a lot of us were shaking our heads because someone validated his sense of entitlement. We calmed down when it was discovered he bought it on his own. He lied and made up a fake name (of an IRL porn actress) to save face.

 

[CatParty]

Lol who doesn't hate autistics

 

[DangerousGas]

I don't hate Chris.

I hate the fact that every time he starts to bite on some incredibly weak weenery scheme, people start whooping "OMG, this is a return to classic Chris!" like a troupe of sexually-charged baboons when the reality is it'll peter out in a matter of minutes as Chris forgets about it and moves on.

Yeah, the fact that he's largely inured against active weening is a minor annoyance, but nothing that anyone external to the Chandlers can do will ever even remotely touch the level of self-destructive stupidity that his parents have already bequeathed to him. Sit back and watch, there is zero point in trying to interact with Chris anymore.

 

[Mr Pizza]

I love that manbaby. I find his antics and bizarre changes over the years endearing. That being said there are moments I get a little irked at his attitude, like when he gets a touch too sassy out of entitlement or is a general shit to the rest of society (like the pepper spray incident). Then I remember it's just a TV show and everything is all good.