If you went to a diner with Chris, would you share your fries? -

[applecat]

This is important. Discuss.

 

[Rio]

ya but I would make sure to lace his with ricin because DIE CHRIS.

 

[Fishkill]

Why would I take chris to a diner? All the food would taste like rotten watermelons covered in axe because of him.

 

[Dollars2010]

Chris smells and I would NOT share my fries with him. Die Chris.

 

[LM 697]

You don't need to share. He's so fat and ugly and gross and smelly and overweight and autistic and fat and eats too much and ugly and he would take them without asking.

 

[Watcher]

Would Chris eat poutine with a dang dirty Canadian? Discuss

 

[Arkangel]

I'd poison Chris's long island iced tea instead. Easier to hide the poison taste.

 

[NavierStoked]

Why isn't this in the What If section?

Well, anyways. I may share my fries with him but he would either have to get his own plate so I could place fries on them (I don't want him touching my fries) or I would throw fries at him like a person throwing peanuts to an elephant.

 

[cypocraphy]

I can picture myself sitting across from him...he's sulking and looking down, muttering miserably to himself. I push the fries towards him and give a slight nod of approval.

 

[Night Terror]

I wouldn't share my chips. But I would share my pennies, by pelting him with them, while informing him that Sonic is dead.

 

[DH 384]

No I wouldn't share them with him. He's too fat and smelly and he eats too much to deserve the fries to begin with, plus a lot of diner food comes with fries so he can get his own if he wants them so badly.

What I would rather do is make him suffer by eating delicious onion rings in front of his greasy face while he stress sighs over not having any.

 

[applecat]

I think that I would upgrade to chili cheese fries but then I would poison the cheese and let him eat it all while I eat non-poison onion rings. But that is just me.

 

[LM 697]

 

[Arkangel]

Here's a bigger question: Would you share your BURGER with Chris?

 

[Watcher]

I think that I would upgrade to chili cheese fries but then I would poison the cheese and let him eat it all while I eat non-poison onion rings. But that is just me.

 

[A-Stump]

I would sensually slide the fried potatoes into his mouth

 

[applecat]

Here's a bigger question: Would you share your BURGER with Chris?

No.

 

[Watcher]

Here's a bigger question: Would you share your BURGER with Chris?

you srs?

 

[LM 697]

Here's a bigger question: Would you share your BURGER with Chris?

Only this kind of burger.

 

[The Knife]

If Chris laid a finger on my fries, I would give them to him. I don't need trench mouth this late in life.