If you were a musician, what would your name and genre (or sound) be? - inb4 sellout or bandwagoning album

[King Buzzo]

We all have that thought about being a musician and making it big as one. What would be your profile as a musician?

 

[Bob Page]

Heavy Metal, it would sound like a mix between Judas Priest and Iron Maiden. As for band name, it would be Yggdrasil.

 

[Sevatonius]

Abandon Hope or something grim. It would be electro-industrial in the form of Skinny Puppy before the Too Dark Park album

 

[Ilackcreativity]

I am a musician and I play Jazz, but if were to start a band I would call it Half Past Eleven

 

[MasterDisaster]

It'd be ragtime and we'd make music to deliberately offend everyone.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Renaissance/Baroque revival with lots of choral backgrounds. My name would be Semper Fi. I would take samples from songs of these time periods and remix them with adding singing and choral elements in some places. It would be super niche, but I’m sure some music history spergs will appreciate it.

 

[eldri]

I'm going to follow in the footsteps of the great JustinRPG with vorecore.
My stagename will be "The Voretician".

 

[Coconut Gun]

Death Grips. Smooth jazz.

 

[The Shadow]

Already do some space/prog rock and doom metal for my own amusement.

But I suppose to be popular I'd do something like Peter Gabriel's solo work. Pop, but not cookie cutter. Interesting themes, rhythms, and instruments but accessible to anyone.

...or Hair Metal.

It'd be ragtime and we'd make music to deliberately offend everyone.

"and coming next, the Raghead Rag!"

 

[drtoboggan]

My name would be Dick Fontana and I'd make porn soundtracks.

 

[RG 448]

“Anthrax Parfait”, and our genre would be death industrial.

 

[Rei is shit]

Yung Werther

sadcore soundclound meme rap

 

[chunkygoth]

I've thought about this. I'd make it with my friend and we would be The Biracial Lesbians.

 

[escapegoat]

Death metal band with a goat for a vocalist. Duh. Fuck those guys in Hatebeak. Goats are more metal than parrots, obviously.

 

[WEEDle]

My name would be Grunter and I'd do covers of popular and lesser known songs from all genres, performing the vocals in the style of Tibetan throat singing.

I'd also have a one man side project called The Analcopters and do grindcore covers of popular and lesser known songs from all genres.

 

[JambledUpWords]

My name would be Grunter and I'd do covers of popular and lesser known songs from all genres, singing the vocals in the style of Tibetan throat singing.

I'd also have a one side project called The Analcopters and do grindcore covers of popular and lesser known songs from all genres.

Can you incorporate a digeridoo too?

 

[WEEDle]

Can you incorporate a digeridoo too?

Absolutely. I'd record the vocals and didgeridoo separately and mix them together in studio, but I'd need to hire a live session musician for the upcoming world tour so I can focus on my grunting.

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

Bix Nood and the Darktards

Wesley Willis covers performed in blackface

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Cruthin.
I would sing Irish and Scottish folk songs and Irish Republican/rebel stuff.
Basically this type of stuff.

 

[Remove Goat]

I'd rip off the EDSingers and make songs about lolcows, but actually get people who know how to play instruments.

I'd probably call it the Nesting Birds or something.