If you were an action hero... -

[Tranhuviya]

What would your name be? What weapons would you use? What ridiculous herculean feats of strength and daring-do would you perform?

 

[Coldgrip]

I don't need a name and I'd use lucha libre to punish nazis, emo kids, women, trannys, the elderly, regular kids, people that leave less than half a glass of milk in the jug, women, minorities, minority kids, minority women, minority trannys, people who walk their dogs off leash, guys that think corona is real beer, trannys, guys that think they can pull off wearing a fedora, people that leave the toilet seat down (women) and other criminals.

 

[SP 199]

I would be bone man and I would be a terrible superhero because I am a skeleton therefore I have no structural integrity

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I would be Tank man

My weapon would be a Tank

I don't know what I'd do with it, probably find some way to profit on my new found power

 

[exball]

I would form the Justice League of New Zealand to kill Null.

 

[Connor Bible]

I'd be somewhere between John McClane and Joe Hallenbeck; a cynical, snarky guy at the wrong place at the wrong time who has to rescue his friends/loved ones from mostly European criminals in a high rise, or unravel a conspiracy in the NFL. My weapons would be pretty much anything I can get my hands on; I'm a pragmatist when it comes to combat. All the while, I'll be cracking f-bombs and one-liners.

 

[exball]

I'd be somewhere between John McClane and Joe Hallenbeck; a cynical, snarky guy at the wrong place at the wrong time who has to rescue his friends/loved ones from mostly European criminals in a high rise, or unravel a conspiracy in the NFL. My weapons would be pretty much anything I can get my hands on; I'm a pragmatist when it comes to combat. All the while, I'll be cracking f-bombs and one-liners.

Lol.

 

[Bogs]

I don't know about the action part, but I would certainly be a hero. I would make it my duty to cuck Connor Bible. All my movies would star either Ally Sheedy or Molly Ringwald as the love interest. They would fail miserably at the box-office.

 

[Tismo]

I'd be the sperg rocket, I'd have a screaming powered jetpack and I'd just ram myself at people.

 

[MrRenegadeRooster]

Id be Cock Rocket

My weapon would be a M1911 with a flower on it

And I would probably shit my pants and cry, then tell everyone how cool I am

 

[Vorhtbame]

I'd be the hero you never saw coming. You know, for the entire movie you've written me off, you're at the villains' mercy, and then I kick down the damn door and spray your attackers with incendiary rounds. Then I pop off some line like, "By your sword will you live, and serve your brother!" before handing you up and refusing to answer your stammered questions about where I got the chaingun.

I probably die close to the climax of the movie, but you'll never underestimate people like me again.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I'd be called the Hamburgler and I'd eat hamburgers and cry a lot. People will watch me play Minecraft on Twitch between binges.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

Everyone would die because I'd be at home ignoring people and laughing at the internet.

 

[c-no]

The Autistinator. My weapons consist of pastel horses, blue furred hedgehogs, and trains with smiling faces. My only Herculean feat is enduring the greatest thing known as Kick the Autistic.

 

[Handsome Pete]

I would waste all my time thinking up good post-kill one-liners, then refuse to fight unless I thought I'd get a chance to use them.