If you were face to face with AL-what would you say to her? -

[Moonpie]

I'd bring a measuring tape to measure those trunk legs.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

I would try to get on her good side so I could muscle in on that gift action. There's no shame in my game.

 

[Moonpie]

I would try to get on her good side so I could muscle in on that gift action. There's no shame in my game.

She does tend to buy her friends. I wouldn't mind getting in on that BBW. Lol

 

[Iliveinacrashingskyrim]

I’d probably buy her a couple of pizzas and pay her to eat them both in under an hour. Extra is she cries.

 

[Casket Base]

"Hey Amber! I'm a big fan. Here's a 2lb bag of sugar free gummy bears, I hear they're good for you."

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

I would try to get on her good side so I could muscle in on that gift action. There's no shame in my game.

That coupled with trying to hide my eyes from watering from what must be an overwhelming stench of sweat and general fat grossness.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

Nothing. The thought of getting close enough to talk to her is nauseating, because we all know she doesn't bathe or brush her teeth.

 

[Moonpie]

I'd poke her with a long stick to see if she popped.

 

[Gruntmaster-6000]

To quote some fishamabob from Spongebob:
DEUUEAUGH

 

[Mushroom Soup]

"Hey Amber! I'm a big fan. Here's a 2lb bag of sugar free gummy bears, I hear they're good for you."

Hasn't her toilet already suffered enough?

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Nothing because we're strangers and I'm not an obnoxious autistic tard.

 

[JULAY]

I would say:

YOU ARE FUCKING FAT. LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU FAT FUCK.

 

[Pastel_Ace33]

I’d probably buy her a couple of pizzas and pay her to eat them both in under an hour. Extra is she cries.

I'm sure you could talk her into that, the salt from her tears would only add extra flavor

 

[Venomine]

"♬Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, all day long♬"

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Mooooo

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

"Oh cool, it's Amberlynn! Can I take a picture of you eating six hot dogs at a time? It's for my friend Josh... he's into that sort of thing."

 

[Xenomorph]

Fat.

 

[Spl00gies]

lol FAT

 

[Moonpie]

I'd invite Dusty and Shrek over to watch her make a fool of herself.

 

[break these cuffs]

We've made contact. Is the transport team in place? Null better have those bitcoins ready.