If you were God - Tell us your plan o holy one

[horrorfan89]

You're God...or a God an all powerful entity that can create anything and everything what do you do? Do you follow the Abrahamic book to a tee and create everything put it in a perfect Eden only for the one thing you made to be perfect and like you in every way to end up breaking you're one rule? Or do you stay hands off and mimic how most people say the universe and life on Earth formed and staying in your mysterious ways and eventually having neckbeard pony fags say you don't exist because they can't get laid.

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

I smite this post for wasting 15 seconds of my time without being funny, creative or original, than get a burger from five guys, wait no, two burgers from five guys.

 

[3 nickles and a dime]

i would wish for a big ass dick lol

 

[Strange Rope Hero]

I'd create a world of worhip piggies, make sure that most of them know I exist, let them decide whether to worship me or not, then punish the ones that don't worship me.

 

[Unog]

It's pointless to ask because there's no way to comprehend how the person being asked would react to suddenly having that sort of existence.

This is like asking an ant what it would do if it were to turn into a human.

 

[TFT-A9]

This is like asking an ant what it would do if it were to turn into a human.

That's easy though. Raid the cupboard for sugar.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I'd smite the shit out of so many people. Billions, in fact.

 

[AnOminous]

I would wish for infinite wishes.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

start over

 

[mr.moon1488]

lol some (((people))) would have really bad days.

 

[Mein Garten]

Make my dreams of owning a watermelon farm a reality.

 

[LazyLizard]

i'd probably just purge the earth and start over, at this point it can't be salvaged

 

[horrorfan89]

the second someone makes a golden cow I'll turn them into salt in from of everyone and say "see? I don't mess around no other before me and I meant it."

i'd probably just purge the earth and start over, at this point it can't be salvaged

Yeah this sites proof of that

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

chick-fil-a open on sundays

 

[snailslime]

I'd still make myself God's Chosen

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I can't believe I'm the first person to post this:

 

[edboy]

Smoke crack while sitting on my riches and bitches.

 

[Kacho]

I would make Roger Waters give back the Rolex he stole from his ex-wife.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

I would use my vast powers to create a book of true facts, then give copies to a number of different educational institutions in different languages (to avoid translation trouble). It would contain accurate, specific, and detailed predictions of the future, perfected theories of science, and blueprints for technologies light years ahead of our own. It would also give value judgments on political systems, settle conspiracy theories, and contain many uncomfortable truths. It would never reveal so much that the national security of a nation is at risk, but it also wouldn't go by the government's metric by what puts national security at risk (meaning immoral acts are still revealed). Any misrepresentation about the contents of the book is frustrated in one way or another. For example the power shuts off when writing an article on a computer, a person speaking the misrepresentation gets into a coughing fit, or everyone takes it as a joke (so comedians can still make jokes about the book).
After 10 years I distribute the book to the public at large.

 

[Tim Buckley]

By definition a God is omniscient, past, present, future, alternative realities, subjectivity and epistemological relativity among with people's will and causality branches would be completly trivialized by omniscience so "my" human personality and individual state of being along with everyone's without exception in this case scenario, would be immediatly elevated to a higher plane of existance far beyond anything we could possibly imagine and thus that person would cease to exist and become completely overwritten by absolutism itself so without a trace of their previous bias and completely released of their ugly and flawed human limitations anyone's actions and thoughts would just be "godly" and that would be it, whatever it means.

In a way that sounds scary and depressing.