If you were homeless, how would you survive? -

[Wildchild]

Does anyone else have a homeless plan, I think that most of us have been homeless at some point in their lives, how would you survive?

For me as I live in Wisconsin then my plan would be to hang out and nap at the library during the day, and hang out in bars at night, til about 1pm, where I would try to stay warm til 9pm when the library opens. I'm looking for public places that are open in the early morning in the event that it's cold and I do become homeless.

I would try to avoid staying in a shelter because being transgender makes things complicated, and I wouldn't feel comfortable being in one, also working NOC then they don't fit with my sleep schedule.

How would you deal with being homeless?

 

[Locksnap]

My plan is to cover myself in tattoos and shit on the local Holocaust memorial.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I would sleep in a study room at my university (actually that may be a great way to save on rent)

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Beat my father to death and then spend the next several weeks feeding on his carcass as well as using his pelt for shelter.

 

[Motherboard]

I would throw away my moral values and do all I could to live off of what little street smarts I have. My focus would be to find a place where I have plenty of clean water to drink, and to find shelter.

There are plenty of old bus stop shelter things around me, little doghouse looking things. I'd try taking shelter in one of those, and possibly for money for food and such, I'd either beg or become a street performer.

If necessary, I would steal from others either by pickpocketing or straight-up mugging them. I'd always carry a weapon on me too since I'm a woman, and we all know what happens to homeless women.

 

[melty]

I would kill other homeless people and eat them, no one cares what happens to the homelsss

 

[MasterDisaster]

Mostly cheese and bondage gear.

 

[ActualKiwi]

The corpses of other hobos.

 

[AnOminous]

I would consume the souls of lesser homeless people until I became a deity of some sort.

 

[Deadwaste]

Hitchhike, beg, sleep on motels, see if I can find some jobs around the city, look for soup kitchens or homeless shelters, look for libraries, fast food restraunts, places where I can shower, things a person would most likely do if they were homeless.

 

[The Fool]

I would merge with the other homeless.

Spoiler

Nothing could stop us.

 

[NeverHappened]

Lots of resources for ex-military, although veterans do end up homeless at a great rate. I was provided plenty of inclement weather gear like so many of those homeless people you see.

I could pretend to be religious and get involved with with those communities. Then marry some low-functioning girl from the church family who's going to be supported anyways. I have a neurological condition so I might pull it of without looking like I'm taking advantage of her.

 

[Funnybone]

i would avoid prostitution but eventually cave in and hopefully some beautiful pervert will take me in where i can exchange BJs for PB&Js

 

[Pikimon]

Withdraw 10,000 from my trust fund of course duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nah jk id probably die

 

[Motherboard]

I would merge with the other homeless.

Spoiler

Nothing could stop us.

That's fucking horrifying.

 

[Pocoyo]

I'd make myself a little igloo to live in during the winter months.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

My high calorie cheese diet would prevent me from freezing to death and my abominable stench would keep any dangerous individual (and everyone else) away.

That's fucking horrifying.

 

[Handsome Pete]

My entire plan is to acquire a deck of cards, learn a couple tricks, and do magic shows on public transportation.

Stick to hipster neighborhoods so I'll be surrounded by gullible 20-year-olds with middle-class guilt and disposable income.

Eventually, one of them records me and puts it on YouTube as "the homeless magician," and I become a meme.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Getting a job.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

I live near the woods, so....