If you were 'internet famous' would you end up a lolcow? -

How would you handle your internet fame?

  • My image and mentality would be fine

    Votes: 49 16.3%
  • I'd end up some low tier lolcow

    Votes: 144 48.0%
  • Downward spiral, High Tier lolcow

    Votes: 33 11.0%
  • Dead in the first few years

    Votes: 74 24.7%

  • Total voters
    300

Manah

...Did someone say "weeaboo"?
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Probably, because I can't think of any other reason I'd be internet famous.
 

Ted_Breakfast

What'll it be, boys?
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I'd threaten legal action against all who pushed LIES and SLANDER to defame my good name.

AND LEAVE MY FAMILY OUT OF THIS
 

D min7

yeah yeah whatever
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I personally feel like I'm so bland in a lot of areas, that no one would care to take interest to make fun of me for anything. That being said, if I ever did end up internet famous or some sort of lolcow, it would be for just being autistic enough or for saying one thing that someone disagreed with me politically about.
 

Crunchy Leaf

cronch
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yeah because I know I have a problem with getting too angry about stuff other people say online and massively over-reacting and there's no way that would end well if i were internet famous
 

NimertiS

Chaotic Neutral
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I don't believe I would end up a lolcow. I have so many friends and family members to care not to be one.
 

CakeCutey

the new kid
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I probably wouldn't become a lolcow. More or less a minor sperg.
I'd do top tens for the rest of my career. Easy money!;)
 

Basil II

National Opthalmologist of Bulgaria
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How the fuck do you get an ego from being an internet """celebrity""" literally no one would know who you are irl, the most attention an internet celebrity who's not Pewdiepie would get is the occassional "Oh you're that guy" every 6 months.
 
Not if, I practically did!

I have a terrible habit of oversharing on the Internet, and when you spend your teenage years on the computer talking to Neo-Nazis, that's very bad conditions for your posting reputation.
 
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Guest
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I've never liked the idea of being famous much less internet famous. I may have some eccentricities, but I'm a pretty boring person overall and I couldn't see any thread about me going any further than 2-3 pages at most.
 

ScamL Likely

IT'S! NOT! EVEN! HOT! OUT! SIDE~!
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A lot of it comes down less to one's own personality and more to how lucky/unlucky one gets with the autists who fixate on them. Some are more determined to stir drama up than others.
 

MilkMage

Oh what a Sperg I am. Oh what a Sperg I am.
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I'd consider myself pretty down to earth, and I absolutely love taking the piss outta myself, so I think I'd be fine :optimistic:
 
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Guest
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I'd remove my head with a shotgun and die satisifed knowing that I finally found a good reason to end it all.
 
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