I personally feel like I'm so bland in a lot of areas, that no one would care to take interest to make fun of me for anything. That being said, if I ever did end up internet famous or some sort of lolcow, it would be for just being autistic enough or for saying one thing that someone disagreed with me politically about.
How the fuck do you get an ego from being an internet """celebrity""" literally no one would know who you are irl, the most attention an internet celebrity who's not Pewdiepie would get is the occassional "Oh you're that guy" every 6 months.
I've never liked the idea of being famous much less internet famous. I may have some eccentricities, but I'm a pretty boring person overall and I couldn't see any thread about me going any further than 2-3 pages at most.
I feel like being a Kiwi gives you a leg up on other internet famous spergs, only because we've seen enough cows crash and burn to know what not to do. There's a pretty simple solution to internet infamy and that's "turn off the computer, go outside and get a real job/life."