If you were offer the chance to be a Dog, would you take it? -
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I can do that as a human, many humans do this.
There are also humans that eat their own shit, but I am not one of them.
There are also humans that eat their own shit, but I am not one of them.
As long as I wasn't a dog in China, yeah sure! I mean, I get pampered, lay around, chase critters, bark occasionally and the best part? I get to hump everyone's leg and they think it's "cute."
I already fuck white girls though. Why would I risk spawning in an Asian country as a dog anyway?
Dog food doesn't taste very nice either.
Dog food doesn't taste very nice either.
Do I get to pick the species of dog and which white chick to fuck?
Unfortunately dogs can't advocate for themselves so until everybody acknowledges their rights, I'd have to stick to humanity.
shoplifter7
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nah dogs have really shitty lives compared to humans. i love them though
Damn, I’m sold. I’ll be your dog.
Aren't you a white girl?
I (Don't) Have A Gun
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shoplifter7
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i dont love dogs in a sexual way, i have pity for them.
If it's one of those annoying talking dogs with CGI mouths you see in a live-action kids movie, then no. I'll just stick with being a human.
Maybe for a short time. It's like getting a free pass to easily fuck lots of white women. Of course, they're all crazy and you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy...But you'd have a dog's dick. Does that change anything?
If it's a woman I don't want to fuck, I could easily outrun them. Dogs average speed is 20-30 mph and chances are she'd be fat or out of shape anyway.
If it's a woman I don't want to fuck, I could easily outrun them. Dogs average speed is 20-30 mph and chances are she'd be fat or out of shape anyway.
