If you were offer the chance to be a Dog, would you take it?

[Pruto]

So you could just lay around on the streets taking some sun and stop worrying about shit?

Maybe a nice family could adopt you and send you to the operation room so you don't have to be a COOMER anymore.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I can do that as a human, many humans do this.
There are also humans that eat their own shit, but I am not one of them.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

No. White girls are everywhere.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

As long as I wasn't a dog in China, yeah sure! I mean, I get pampered, lay around, chase critters, bark occasionally and the best part? I get to hump everyone's leg and they think it's "cute."

 

[Fireman Sam]

I already fuck white girls though. Why would I risk spawning in an Asian country as a dog anyway?
Dog food doesn't taste very nice either.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Do I get to pick the species of dog and which white chick to fuck?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Unfortunately dogs can't advocate for themselves so until everybody acknowledges their rights, I'd have to stick to humanity.

 

[Pruto]

Do I get to pick the species of dog and which white chick to fuck?

Yes, specify both.

 

[RW 1995]

nah dogs have really shitty lives compared to humans. i love them though

 

[Maskull]

No. White girls are everywhere.

Damn, I’m sold. I’ll be your dog.

 

[Jewthulhu]

i love them though

Aren't you a white girl?

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

No. White girls are everywhere.

We all need a little loving sometimes

 

[RW 1995]

Aren't you a white girl?

i dont love dogs in a sexual way, i have pity for them.

 

[TheRetardKing]

If it's one of those annoying talking dogs with CGI mouths you see in a live-action kids movie, then no. I'll just stick with being a human.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Maybe for a short time. It's like getting a free pass to easily fuck lots of white women. Of course, they're all crazy and you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy...But you'd have a dog's dick. Does that change anything?

If it's a woman I don't want to fuck, I could easily outrun them. Dogs average speed is 20-30 mph and chances are she'd be fat or out of shape anyway.

 

[Solar Eclipse Paradox]

If it's a dog in China. That is an absolute no.