If you were elected by the American people fair and square, what would be the first thing you do on your first day at office?
If you were President of the U.S.A, what would be the first thing you do? -
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Blame the last president for all the shit I'm about to fuck up.
Take a dump in the Oval Office. Try to enact term limits.
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Why haven’t you been ‘halaled’ yet? 
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Nuke Israel.
Blame a group for a problem and exterminate them. I don't know which group or what problem. I'm open to suggestions.
Watch when the CCP meets up and then nuke them with zero provocation.
Slowly, but surely get all the jews out of political office.
It's a slow yet subtle process, but through manipulation and pay-docking from the non-kike accountants, I will rid the Israelites from taking over the U.S.A. and turning it into JEW.S.A. Then afterwards, I'll brag about it to Israel and cut off our international aid for them so that 110 will never be a possibility. One might call this a gassing, persay.
It's a slow yet subtle process, but through manipulation and pay-docking from the non-kike accountants, I will rid the Israelites from taking over the U.S.A. and turning it into JEW.S.A. Then afterwards, I'll brag about it to Israel and cut off our international aid for them so that 110 will never be a possibility. One might call this a gassing, persay.
A Cardboard Box
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Fuck.
Make our relationship with Japan concrete by asking for a life sized mobile Suit Nu Gundam
Edit: get rid of those tacky DC monuments and replace them with vinyl anime girl statues
Edit: get rid of those tacky DC monuments and replace them with vinyl anime girl statues
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Ban video games.
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Open insane asylums again and get rid of gun free zones
Hide the Pain Sagman
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Dispatch deathsquads who hunt down pedo rings and rape gangs, and then dispatch them internationally (starting with Sweden).
Have sex with my wife Melania.
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Grab Nancy Pelosi by the pussy.
Those are some low standards, dude.
A) Declare myself dictator so I can do all of the following
1) Get rid of all Africans in the country
That would reduce violent crime 50 percent and raise the average IQ.
2) Enforce the Second Amendment
3) Restrict voting to white males
4) Reform intellectual property laws so that the Chinese can not steal American innovations and sell them back to us
5) Disband nearly all non-essential Federal bodies and departments
6) Disband NASA and sell their assets to SpaceX and other American private space agencies
7) Provide one year for all illegal aliens to leave the United States, and provide to them means for transport out of the country. After one year, institute a death penalty for illegal immigration. Harsh, but it would work.
Eject California from the Republic
9) Making childhood obesity a form of child neglect by law
10) Make accepting lobbying and profiteering while in office illegal
11) Limit all government office terms to one
12) Remove myself as dictator
1) Get rid of all Africans in the country
That would reduce violent crime 50 percent and raise the average IQ.
2) Enforce the Second Amendment
3) Restrict voting to white males
4) Reform intellectual property laws so that the Chinese can not steal American innovations and sell them back to us
5) Disband nearly all non-essential Federal bodies and departments
6) Disband NASA and sell their assets to SpaceX and other American private space agencies
7) Provide one year for all illegal aliens to leave the United States, and provide to them means for transport out of the country. After one year, institute a death penalty for illegal immigration. Harsh, but it would work.
Eject California from the Republic9) Making childhood obesity a form of child neglect by law
10) Make accepting lobbying and profiteering while in office illegal
11) Limit all government office terms to one
12) Remove myself as dictator
Somebody needs to goose that bitch on live TV and so far nobody else has been man enough to do it.
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