If you were to become a lolcow, how would you best handle the situation? - no im not paranoid

[Octane]

Would you just ignore the trolling? Disappear off the web entirely? Or something else?

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

As long as it wouldn't affect future employment I would join in on the fun. It's good to laugh at yourself every once in a while.

 

[Penis Drager]

I'd post my asshole elsewhere and DMCA when it inevitably shows up here.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

I would try my best to give you as much material as possible of course ^^ !
I would take my very special job as a LOL COW seriously....

 

[Not Really Here]

[Insert Tyler The Creator tweet here]

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’d get drunk and piss in my yard while I yell at the internet.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'd monetize the shit out of it, of course. I'd sell signed dip cans, couches I've humped, come to conventions, livestreams, all that shit. Personal interviews granted to top Youtubers.

 

[Furret]

I would ignore the thread's existence while trying to curb whatever got me a thread in the first place. Seems like the only good move in that situation.

 

[Damien Thorne]

I would question where my life was going. Standard people rarely become lolcows.

 

[stares at error messages]

Do it and find out.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I would track down nool to serbia and do war crimes

 

[Meat Target]

I would just own it and continue to be retarded on purpose, because I always aim to please.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Sue Null and flood his inbox with complaints obviously.

 

[The Empirical Bogey]

Nothing. Lolcows lack self awareness and if I ever got to that point I would too.

 

[MrTroll]

By thoughtfully rebutting every single negative thing anyone on the internet says about me and using Math and Logic to carefully explain why they are Wrong.

 

[Clown Baby]

Join Only Fans and post only feet.

 

[FatalTater]

I would ignore most trolling unless I noticed it mentioned here, then it would become my reason for not improving my life.

"Well you guys I was gonna take out the garbage but there are people out there that are soo meeaan! When I read that there are those of you that think I am less than 100% perfect? This has nothing to to with me being a lazy slob. YOU have to watch what you say. Now I'm sitting on a mountain of filth and I know I'm gonna get hate for it..."

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

probably depends on how much money my antics are bringing me.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Just sperg out on KiwiFarms instead of public net. You avoid a lot of problems and usually both the act and result are fun.

 

[AtheistWestonChandler]

Think I'd disappear off the web
If you try to fight it you'll get trolled worse