Lolcow iheartteletubbies33 - "Who is hotter, Arthur's mom Jane or Caillou's mom Doris?"

[Krippen]

Recently a thread in r/television titled "Who is hotter, Arthur's mom Jane or Caillou's mom Doris?" got upvoted to the front page. I will admit it was kind of funny at first seeing whether Reddit preferred to bang an aardvark or a housewife that can't keep her kid under control. But then I looked at the username of the poster "iheartteletubbies33" and found he was actually Interested in Teletubies, Peppa Pig, Boohbah and all those other wonderful PBS shows intended for 6 year olds.


His Reddit Comments:

I can't watch the Teletubbies episode where Po is in front of a red background and she says "what's that?". Like WTF Po, how the hell do you not know what color you are? IMO that was a fault of the show writers; that type of stupidity would be expected from Tinky Winky, but Po has been shown to be more intelligent than that, the writers really made her out of character for that scene.

Official Boohbah discussion thread
I was binge watching this show last night and I forgot how fantastically hilarious it was. The Boohbah segments themselves can be repetitive, however the Story People segments are some of the most epic television I have ever seen. And can I be the first one to say Mrs. Lady is HOT.

I agree which is why I pick Arthur's mom even though they are both MILFs. She is much more confident in disciplining her children, even though D.W. can be a bigger brat than Caillou at times, but she does it without being abusive and still loves her children.

I also don't get the relationship of Caillou's parents, like tbh Boris seems gay at times. Like Doris just wanted someone who could help her raise the kids and didn't really care if she was actually attracted to him. David Read is a weirdo but at least they have a functional relationship.

This either has to be the best troll ever or this guy has some issues like Mr. Cherry LOL. Not much content from this guy yet, but I've Wayback Machine'd his profile.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

"fuck you, you're probably a Peppa Pig fan"

Nice find.

 

[Coconut Gun]

"fuck you, you're probably a Peppa Pig fan"

Nice find.

Oh shit, did we just find the reddit equivalent of Barneyfag?

 

[The Fool]

...Teletubbies have personalities? I mean, I've seen a few episodes of that shit, all they do is unanimously say the same thing several times.

Good find OP

 

[LukeMcGregor]

This is freaking me the fuck out. I hope he's trolling.

 

[m0rnutz]

Hey guys, what new thread do we have todayyyyeaahh never mind. Dude definitely wanks it to Caillou, I am sure of it.

 

[DangerousGas]

That entire thread is concentrated degeneracy. Even the shitposters are likely to be deviants of a similar calibre.

 

[iheartteletubbies33]

...Teletubbies have personalities? I mean, I've seen a few episodes of that shit, all they do is unanimously say the same thing several times.

They do, but they still have individual personalities.

Tinky Winky is the oldest one and functions as the paternal figure, but he also faces the complex struggle of being an openly gay paternal figure which was fairly uncharted territory for the 90s. He worries that the other Teletubbies will see him as less of a man due to his sexuality.

Dipsy is the only black member of the Teletubbies and the most rebellious of the group. He faces the pressure of being the sole representative of the black community on the show, so he tries to make sure he always has the most hip dance moves and the latest fashion with his black and white hat that many have mistaken for a pimp hat. Again remember this is the 90s and the black and white cow print was very fashionable as it was all over Gateway computers. He tries to make himself seem "cool" by not always going with the consensus of the rest of the group.

Laa-Laa functions as the mom of the group who tries to help the other Teletubbies with their various problems, but in doing so she fails to deal with her own problems, masking her own struggles with depression and feelings of inadequacy as a result. She instead hides behind the never ending sunshine provided by the smiling baby in the sky. Watching Laa-Laa on the show actually is triggering for me as I was previously in a relationship with a woman who exhibited very similar behavior.

Po, like Dipsy, is there as the sole representative of the minority community, in her case the Asian community. She will show her native Chinese pride by stating Cantonese phrases mixed with the Teletubbies' weird dialect of English while riding her scooter. Her scooter represents her desire to be different and more tomboyish than Laa-Laa-Laa. She is also the youngest and functions as a little sister to the group, but sometimes she doesn't particularly want to revert to this behavior, but she does so anyways due to her crush on Tinky Winky, who does not reciprocate due to his homosexuality.

They also have the vacuum cleaner, Noo-Noo who functions as the straight man of the group. Noo-Noo does not talk but often rolls its eyes at the Teletubbies' various antics, knowing that many of their nonsensical antics such as their weird oddly sexual dance routines and their love for the pink slime known as "Tubby Custard" are really just acts they put on to hide their issues. Said dances are the ways they worship their baby sun god who laughs in approval. As a result of their issues, instead of thinking for themselves they listen to an unnamed narrator who directs their daily lives.

The show really has compelling content if you look beneath the surface of it being a silly kids show. The only thing that really brings it down are the excruciatingly boring videos with the real children, which have nothing to do with the plot of the show and also have to be shown twice for some reason. Even in this part, however, more details on the social dynamics of the Teletubbies can be revealed-whichever Teletubby is chosen to show the video on their screen becomes instantly excited, even though they have the worst view of the video since they have to watch it upside down looking directly down. This just shows their need for competition and to constantly one up each other, certainly not the happy blissful alien creatures living in perfect harmony that the show leads you to believe initially.

Dude definitely wanks it to Caillou, I am sure of it.

I have not done such a thing, as I don't particularly go for prepubescent age children. I will say that Caillou's babysitter Julie was quite attractive though. Both her and Clementine's mom easily would rank over Doris for me.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

...You have no idea what you've just done, right?

 

[GS 281]

They do, but they still have individual personalities.

Tinky Winky is the oldest one and functions as the paternal figure, but he also faces the complex struggle of being an openly gay paternal figure which was fairly uncharted territory for the 90s. He worries that the other Teletubbies will see him as less of a man due to his sexuality.

Dipsy is the only black member of the Teletubbies and the most rebellious of the group. He faces the pressure of being the sole representative of the black community on the show, so he tries to make sure he always has the most hip dance moves and the latest fashion with his black and white hat that many have mistaken for a pimp hat. Again remember this is the 90s and the black and white cow print was very fashionable as it was all over Gateway computers. He tries to make himself seem "cool" by not always going with the consensus of the rest of the group.

Laa-Laa functions as the mom of the group who tries to help the other Teletubbies with their various problems, but in doing so she fails to deal with her own problems, masking her own struggles with depression and feelings of inadequacy as a result. She instead hides behind the never ending sunshine provided by the smiling baby in the sky. Watching Laa-Laa on the show actually is triggering for me as I was previously in a relationship with a woman who exhibited very similar behavior.

Po, like Dipsy, is there as the sole representative of the minority community, in her case the Asian community. She will show her native Chinese pride by stating Cantonese phrases mixed with the Teletubbies' weird dialect of English while riding her scooter. Her scooter represents her desire to be different and more tomboyish than Laa-Laa-Laa. She is also the youngest and functions as a little sister to the group, but sometimes she doesn't particularly want to revert to this behavior, but she does so anyways due to her crush on Tinky Winky, who does not reciprocate due to his homosexuality.

They also have the vacuum cleaner, Noo-Noo who functions as the straight man of the group. Noo-Noo does not talk but often rolls its eyes at the Teletubbies' various antics, knowing that many of their nonsensical antics such as their weird oddly sexual dance routines and their love for the pink slime known as "Tubby Custard" are really just acts they put on to hide their issues. Said dances are the ways they worship their baby sun god who laughs in approval. As a result of their issues, instead of thinking for themselves they listen to an unnamed narrator who directs their daily lives.

The show really has compelling content if you look beneath the surface of it being a silly kids show. The only thing that really brings it down are the excruciatingly boring videos with the real children, which have nothing to do with the plot of the show and also have to be shown twice for some reason. Even in this part, however, more details on the social dynamics of the Teletubbies can be revealed-whichever Teletubby is chosen to show the video on their screen becomes instantly excited, even though they have the worst view of the video since they have to watch it upside down looking directly down. This just shows their need for competition and to constantly one up each other, certainly not the happy blissful alien creatures living in perfect harmony that the show leads you to believe initially.



I have not done such a thing, as I don't particularly go for prepubescent age children. I will say that Caillou's babysitter Julie was quite attractive though. Both her and Clementine's mom easily would rank over Doris for me.

Howd you find this thread so fast??

 

[Cafe Mocha]

They do, but they still have individual personalities.

Tinky Winky is the oldest one and functions as the paternal figure, but he also faces the complex struggle of being an openly gay paternal figure which was fairly uncharted territory for the 90s. He worries that the other Teletubbies will see him as less of a man due to his sexuality.

Dipsy is the only black member of the Teletubbies and the most rebellious of the group. He faces the pressure of being the sole representative of the black community on the show, so he tries to make sure he always has the most hip dance moves and the latest fashion with his black and white hat that many have mistaken for a pimp hat. Again remember this is the 90s and the black and white cow print was very fashionable as it was all over Gateway computers. He tries to make himself seem "cool" by not always going with the consensus of the rest of the group.

Laa-Laa functions as the mom of the group who tries to help the other Teletubbies with their various problems, but in doing so she fails to deal with her own problems, masking her own struggles with depression and feelings of inadequacy as a result. She instead hides behind the never ending sunshine provided by the smiling baby in the sky. Watching Laa-Laa on the show actually is triggering for me as I was previously in a relationship with a woman who exhibited very similar behavior.

Po, like Dipsy, is there as the sole representative of the minority community, in her case the Asian community. She will show her native Chinese pride by stating Cantonese phrases mixed with the Teletubbies' weird dialect of English while riding her scooter. Her scooter represents her desire to be different and more tomboyish than Laa-Laa-Laa. She is also the youngest and functions as a little sister to the group, but sometimes she doesn't particularly want to revert to this behavior, but she does so anyways due to her crush on Tinky Winky, who does not reciprocate due to his homosexuality.

They also have the vacuum cleaner, Noo-Noo who functions as the straight man of the group. Noo-Noo does not talk but often rolls its eyes at the Teletubbies' various antics, knowing that many of their nonsensical antics such as their weird oddly sexual dance routines and their love for the pink slime known as "Tubby Custard" are really just acts they put on to hide their issues. Said dances are the ways they worship their baby sun god who laughs in approval. As a result of their issues, instead of thinking for themselves they listen to an unnamed narrator who directs their daily lives.

The show really has compelling content if you look beneath the surface of it being a silly kids show. The only thing that really brings it down are the excruciatingly boring videos with the real children, which have nothing to do with the plot of the show and also have to be shown twice for some reason. Even in this part, however, more details on the social dynamics of the Teletubbies can be revealed-whichever Teletubby is chosen to show the video on their screen becomes instantly excited, even though they have the worst view of the video since they have to watch it upside down looking directly down. This just shows their need for competition and to constantly one up each other, certainly not the happy blissful alien creatures living in perfect harmony that the show leads you to believe initially.



I have not done such a thing, as I don't particularly go for prepubescent age children. I will say that Caillou's babysitter Julie was quite attractive though. Both her and Clementine's mom easily would rank over Doris for me.

How did you find us that fast? Definitely a troll.

 

[iheartteletubbies33]

I learned how to use search engine from the episode of Arthur that they were taught in. Its the one where Francine decides to be a dumbass and plagiarize her whole Thanksgiving paper. F that bitch. Arthur should just get with Muffy instead, at least she has the self awareness to know she's a conceited see you next Tuesday, while Francine thinks she's a good person but in reality is ruder to her friends than Muffy is.

 

[Cafe Mocha]

1. I learned how to use search engines from the episode of Arthur

That may explain some of your autism but not the part on you getting here in lightening speed.

 

[iheartteletubbies33]

I was up earlier than normal this morning because my grandpa couldn't do his normal 6:00 AM grocery run due to his car breaking down so I had to do it for him.

 

[CatParty]

I learned how to use search engine from the episode of Arthur that they were taught in. Its the one where Francine decides to be a dumbass and plagiarize her whole Thanksgiving paper. F that bitch. Arthur should just get with Muffy instead, at least she has the self awareness to know she's a conceited see you next Tuesday, while Francine thinks she's a good person but in reality is ruder to her friends than Muffy is.

good reddit troll post, have fun with the chimpy users here

 

[Cafe Mocha]

I was up earlier than normal this morning because my grandpa couldn't do his normal 6:00 AM grocery run due to his car breaking down so I had to do it for him.

 

[Smutley]

I learned how to use search engine from the episode of Arthur that they were taught in. Its the one where Francine decides to be a dumbass and plagiarize her whole Thanksgiving paper. F that bitch. Arthur should just get with Muffy instead, at least she has the self awareness to know she's a conceited see you next Tuesday, while Francine thinks she's a good person but in reality is ruder to her friends than Muffy is.

Hi there! Since you seem to have found our forum, would you mind verifying yourself? This can be as simple as posting "Hi kiwi" from your main reddit account to prove you are who you say you are. We require this because often people will show up and pretend to be the subjects of threads to try and troll them and us.

Until you can verify who you are, I'm going to have to have you threadbanned. Thank you for your understanding.

 

[Y2K Baby]

That's a good name.

 

[Arcanineinchnails]

Dumbass, you should have waiting a bit before joining the thread because is obviously now you are a troll. But troll or not you are still autistic.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Dear lord he's on this thread.

I only watch children's television shows when I'm babysitting, the only reason I find them entertaining is the lack of self awareness. Might be interesting for kids but watching them ironically is only mildly entertaining, like for 30 minutes of mindless children entertainment I could've been a productive adult.