Well, most of the people who bother to give you these stupid answers are incredibly retarded. If you wanted to, you could probably have the people who respond to your question create equally stupid questions of their own under your guidance, which would be answered by a new generation of retards who would then ask their own questions, and so on. Essentially, create an autistic pyramid scheme not to gain money or with any other useful purpose, but solely to shit up whatever forum you're doing the asking on. Good luck!