IM BAAAAAAAAACK!!: Thread for those who have been absent -

[Judge Holden]

As I am sure you are all painfully aware, I have been unable to grace the forum with my presence, my beautiful wit, my endearing charm, and my tendancy to go all red caps with unfunny hyperbolic rage over pointless bullshit. Now you may all stop worrying, the world has not ended, the judge has indeed returned!... ok ill get to the point.

For the past few weeks I have been unable to get online due to moving into a new student house and broadband issues, and on my return I am filled with questions.... what has chris been doing? will Marvin ever escape from the mirror? will Jcrowleys' seven testicles ever be found? and I am sure that others who have had prolonged absences from the forums are also filled with these questions and more. Thus I decided that to mark my momentous return I should create a thread that future returning christorians may post to when they return from the chris-less void and be given updates as to what they have missed while in the dark, lonely world of IRL

...so basically what have I missed over the past 2 weeks?

 

[Watcher]

Facebook posts mostly. He called out Megan a few days back. Oh and he vandalized a Walmart but I think that was a while ago.

Really Chris's life the last two weeks could probably be summed up with "meh"

 

[José Mourinho]

jcrowley is back on the forum before being banned.

 

[TL 611]

Hey guys, I'm back. Tell me interesting things.

 

[Pikonic]

Hey guys, I'm back. Tell me interesting things.

MMEEGGAANN!!!!

 

[CatParty]

Maybe a timeline thread of the fb posts would be more helpful than a "catching up" thread. Or the major fb updates get move to their own subforum in order of their posting. Just because it might be easier for someone to catch up as opposed to asking "what did I miss" and then having someone respond with a huge post.

 

[José Mourinho]

Looks like I have to blame myself for not updating the Da Update on the CWCki.

 

[PrimeCutDiggityDog]

I'M BACK BABEH

 

[Lady Houligan]

Hey darlings! I'm home from delivering my son into the world.

His name is Benjamin and he's my baby bear and I love him so already.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Congratulations.

 

[applecat]

I mean, congrats and all, but I really think the baby should have been named Clyde Cash.

 

[José Mourinho]

Congrats!

 

[Null]

 

[cypocraphy]

You will raise him to hate Chris more than anything, right?

 

[Night Terror]

I hope his first words are 'DIE CHRIS'

 

[Lady Houligan]

I hope his first words are 'DIE CHRIS'

I'll do my best but his father might object.

You will raise him to hate Chris more than anything, right?

Um duh.

I mean, congrats and all, but I really think the baby should have been named Clyde Cash.

I didn't want to set him up for unfair expectations of guido-ness. Or master trolling.

Thanks to everyone who's given their congratulations too btw. We appreciate it.

 

[Zim]

Congrats!

Once he gets old enough you can show him the Cwcki and say "Study this and do the complete opposite of this. For that is the key to happiness, money, and sweethearts."

 

[Dork Of Ages]

And if he ever acts like Chris, punish him with bare-assed beatings, cold showers and other bizarre scenarios

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Just returned from the hospital

 

[Watcher]

Just returned from the hospital