I'm Back and I'm Scared (01/18/2020) -

a bootiful jung woman

Checkmate, I WHISPER
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Eh, she's so delusional and brainless I dare to say no one can really be sure whether she's aware or not, maybe she thinks she'll be fine or maybe thinks her current diet is "slowly" working, you know obese people are stupid like that
Amber's always bargaining with herself. The one thing she doesn't want to give up is her eating (which, as Dr Now calls it, is 'pathological'), and any diet is a short term bargain involving how to shed a few lbs while not giving up the most important thing to her. Amber is uneducated and uncurious but she sure knows how to push others buttons to get what she wants right? It's a form of intelligence still, just not book intelligence. Look at people screaming for a weigh-in - Amber holds the cards right now through her narc withholding tactic. Just because she says she's broken or scared or Twinkie was dying or her kidneys are failing means nothing, zero.
 

Slappy McGherkin

Bartender? Make that a double.
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Look at people screaming for a weigh-in - Amber holds the cards right now through her narc withholding tactic. Just because she says she's broken or scared or Twinkie was dying or her kidneys are failing means nothing, zero.
Abso-tutely! After screaming "Wolf!" so many times, the villagers just sort of shuffle along paying no regard to the supposed wolf.

She's gonna have to go "hard down" before anyone even believes her shit anymore beyond being just another clickbait title. And I'm not even sure what that would take. Perhaps the Thumb and the Muppet posting a vid crying "Hamber is in the hospital; this time it's serious, guise." Even then, most of us would likely still point and laugh.
 

a bootiful jung woman

Checkmate, I WHISPER
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Abso-tutely! After screaming "Wolf!" so many times, the villagers just sort of shuffle along paying no regard to the supposed wolf.

She's gonna have to go "hard down" before anyone even believes her shit anymore beyond being just another clickbait title. And I'm not even sure what that would take. Perhaps the Thumb and the Muppet posting a vid crying "Hamber is in the hospital; this time it's serious, guise." Even then, most of us would likely still point and laugh.
I know right, imagine if what happened to Chance happens to her (kidneys failed due to skin infection, then failed again due to UTI, eventually died home alone with his body ruined), and she's so in denial about her specialised hygiene needs it would seem this is possible. It's a matter of how much lying she's doing. Possibly with cellulitis, she downplays how bad it gets or how prevalent it is since she finds it embarrassing, while with the kidney shit she's overdramatising because she's been fixated for a while on her "flanks". Notice the urology storyline was pure drama and has gone nowhere, just like twinkie's alleged death spiral.
 

idosometimes

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Medical research and educational labs tend not to accept fatties. Not only do they not fit in the freezer drawers in their morgues, but they are really difficult to move and examine. Amberlynn has a normal skeleton covering normal-sized fat-laden organs. To get into her, you would need to remove a ton of fat. It would be a nightmare. Her body would only be needed for some freak show type of "research", such as that Lardarse Autopsy program some years back.

I personally would love to see her remains in a funeral pyre. I think Colorado allows it. Just imagine when that fat gets going.
Possibly with cellulitis, she downplays how bad it gets or how prevalent it is since she finds it embarrassing, while with the kidney shit she's overdramatising because she's been fixated for a while on her "flanks". Notice the urology storyline was pure drama and has gone nowhere, just like twinkie's alleged death spiral.
Does she even know how bad her skin infections are? Her skin folds are breeding grounds for all kinds of microorganisms. She would need ot constantly be washing up and saying on her crevices to keep stuff in check. I do not think she is doing it.
 

Whatthefuck

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Medical research and educational labs tend not to accept fatties. Not only do they not fit in the freezer drawers in their morgues, but they are really difficult to move and examine. Amberlynn has a normal skeleton covering normal-sized fat-laden organs. To get into her, you would need to remove a ton of fat. It would be a nightmare. Her body would only be needed for some freak show type of "research", such as that Lardarse Autopsy program some years back.

I personally would love to see her remains in a funeral pyre. I think Colorado allows it. Just imagine when that fat gets going.
Does she even know how bad her skin infections are? Her skin folds are breeding grounds for all kinds of microorganisms. She would need ot constantly be washing up and saying on her crevices to keep stuff in check. I do not think she is doing it.
That’s why the body farm would be perfect for her. They literally just leave bodies in a field and let nature take its course to study the rate of decomp and insect activity in various situations. It’s used to aid forensic pathologists. No cold storage, just allowing nature to do its thing and documenting it. If ever she was going to serve mankind, this would be the way.
 

hamburgerlardraid

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That’s why the body farm would be perfect for her. They literally just leave bodies in a field and let nature take its course to study the rate of decomp and insect activity in various situations. It’s used to aid forensic pathologists. No cold storage, just allowing nature to do its thing and documenting it. If ever she was going to serve mankind, this would be the way.
You know you've fucked up in life when your only potential contribution to society is having science let your corpse rot in an open field.
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Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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Listening to Respectfully Sarcastic's react and this little tidbit from Big Al caught me:

"I know there's a lot of people who watch me who are also big...and they wanna see me lose weight to inspire them to lose weight."

Beyond the obvious, of using Big Al as an example of how not to do things, anyone who needs external "inspiration" to do something will likely either never do it, or never do it well. That's her problem as well. Instead of recognizing that it would benefit her to not be 600+ pounds for all the reasons that exist, having to have external asspats for it is not the way to go about it.
 

Ann Berlin

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I vote for a burial at sea:
"A whale fall occurs when the carcass of a whale has fallen onto the ocean floor at a depth greater than 1,000 m (3,300 ft), in the bathyal or abyssal zones. On the sea floor, these carcasses can create complex localized ecosystems that supply sustenance to deep-sea organisms for decades."
 

Munchie_Minder

Bringing attention, just not the kind you desire.
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I think that's been suggested before. Knoxville isn't that far from where she lives. I'm sure the University of TN would be happy to document deathfat decomp.
“A large migration of turkey vultures appears to be arriving from the southern skies. It is unknown as to why the entire population of Floridian birds has moved North following the recent die off and gorging of iguanas. Some speculate the recent smell wafting throughout the Tennessee River basin has something to do with this. Speculation has ramped up after crews working at the University of Tennessee in conjunction with the THP recently closed a section of I-40, I-75 and Pellisippi parkway for what looked like the delivery of a decrepit double-wide. Locals theoughout Knox, Blount, and Sevier County have complained about the stench in recent days directly after the delivery. Tonight we will interview local resident Bobby “Moonshine” Woods to hear his side of the story.”

—cut to interview—
“I swear to y’all I saw a double wide just a haulin ass down Pellisipee Parkway headed for the body farm. I gotta cousin of my stepsister who works there who said she heard they got such a big delivery they couldn’t fit it in the damn freezer. The smell coming outta south Knoxville reminds me a dat time my uncle Larry caught a bear in the coon trap for a couple weeks and then his coon dog got sprayed by dat ole skunk and then drug that ole maggoty baerrr back on into the barn where he kept eatin on it for 3 dang days. Shewweeee dat was a bad one. Even worse dan the smell coming outta my aunt Robbies cooter when she tried that ole black salve.”
 
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dingobaby

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I wish a feeder would be generous enough to send her body to WA state, where you can turn your carcass into nutrient-rich compost soil. Though I dont know if her constitution would make plants grow big and robust like her, or if they would wither away from all the preservatives in her diet.
 

YOUR MOM

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Amberlynn sucks as weight loss inspiration for regular fats. They already know what they're doing wrong but don't have it in them to go past a certain point.

She might be a a good cautionary tale for the morbidly obese just starting out, so they know they're on the fast track to Amber fat. Dana should have learned from this but she obviously hasn't. I guess she plans on staying a 410lb tank.
 
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