I'm convinced I'm turning into a lolcow. -

[StillGullible]

Should I lock myself away so that I don't end up bringing disgrace to my family name or should I document the transformation for academic purposes? I would rather not be seen in that condition, but if maybe it can be prevented in others if the signs can be recognized?

 

[GK 090]

Please document and post content

 

[ICametoLurk]

Only you can prevent lolcows.

 

[Null]

Is @StillGullible getting better?

 

[Tranhuviya]

Livestream your suicide for us and save yourself the eternal humiliation.

Honor in death.

 

[Tempest]

good thread

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Can you post a video of yourself fucking a blow-up doll? For research.

 

[StillGullible]

Part of me wants to take a third option and use this site as a means of staving off my degeneration but I fear it's already got me in its iron grip. Mainly because my power-level has escalated beyond several points of no return. There's also a disturbing amount of Chris parallel in using visuals to keep yourself from turning. It's a bit odd, though. My mind still recognizes the eccentricities as things that you should never show someone.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Part of me wants to take a third option and use this site as a means of staving off my degeneration but I fear it's already got me in its iron grip. Mainly because my power-level has escalated beyond several points of no return. There's also a disturbing amount of Chris parallel in using visuals to keep yourself from turning. It's a bit odd, though. My mind still recognizes the eccentricities as things that you should never show someone.

Post details.

We're help you.

 

[GK 090]

Part of me wants to take a third option and use this site as a means of staving off my degeneration but I fear it's already got me in its iron grip. Mainly because my power-level has escalated beyond several points of no return. There's also a disturbing amount of Chris parallel in using visuals to keep yourself from turning. It's a bit odd, though. My mind still recognizes the eccentricities as things that you should never show someone.

 

[StillGullible]

I'm just going to get to the point. I'm an avid CWCki reader, and during my time as such, I've noticed a good deal of superficial similarities between me and Chris. Nothing big like the Attraction Sign, but when your honor is on the line you can't afford to overlook anything. And yet, there's this nagging feeling that's telling me not to seek assistance for this because crying wolf is a thing that someone can do.

 

[AtrocityVoyeur]

The more you think you are a lolcow, the more paranoid you will become, looking into everyone's eyes and reading everyone's comments for the judgment and scorn you seek. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. I recommend you stop this line of thought immediately and just do you in as private a way as possible, lest you dump chum in the waters for the sharks to encircle.

 

[Tranhuviya]

EASE YOUR PAIN

 

[AnOminous]

I'm just going to get to the point. I'm an avid CWCki reader, and during my time as such, I've noticed a good deal of superficial similarities between me and Chris. Nothing big like the Attraction Sign, but when your honor is on the line you can't afford to overlook anything. And yet, there's this nagging feeling that's telling me not to seek assistance for this because crying wolf is a thing that someone can do.

If you kill yourself to save yourself from becoming a lolcow and livestream it, you get a dispensation from Autism Jesus to go to CWCville when you die.

 

[GK 090]

I'm just going to get to the point. I'm an avid CWCki reader, and during my time as such, I've noticed a good deal of superficial similarities between me and Chris. Nothing big like the Attraction Sign, but when your honor is on the line you can't afford to overlook anything. And yet, there's this nagging feeling that's telling me not to seek assistance for this because crying wolf is a thing that someone can do.

When I started following Chris I had friends start wondering if they were cows and drawing similarities between them and Chris. All of them have anxiety issues so go get yourself checked out by a head doc and get off the internet for a little bit.

 

[StillGullible]

I think I will. I'm no stranger to anxiety issues.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

The more you think you are a lolcow, the more paranoid you will become, looking into everyone's eyes and reading everyone's comments for the judgment and scorn you seek. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. I recommend you stop this line of thought immediately and just do you in as private a way as possible, lest you dump chum in the waters for the sharks to encircle.

Don't listen to this faggot, embrace your inner sped. We love and care for our lolcows here and promise to always mock and ridicule you.

 

[AtrocityVoyeur]

Don't listen to this faggot, embrace your inner sped. We love and care for our lolcows here and promise to always mock and ridicule you.

It's true, I am a faggot.

When I started following Chris I had friends start wondering if they were cows and drawing similarities between them and Chris. All of them have anxiety issues so go get yourself checked out by a head doc and get off the internet for a little bit.

But seriously, this.

 

[lixinho-chan]

Post your dox. The Kiwi council will select and send one of their resident armchair psychologists to your address to make an assessment. Not necessarily in order to guide treatment after arriving at a diagnosis, mind you, but more importantly, to send that information to capable authorities who will determine whether you are indeed a lolcow or not. The cyber detectives will run a background check on you(targeting your online presence) looking for usual lolcow behaviour.

Spoiler: source:

me, the information desk lady. nobody hired me, i showed up one day and started doing the job, nobody noticed so far

 

[sikotik]

Post your dox.

And your dick too. All lolcows post dick pics.