BASED! I'M FUCKING HIGH AS SHIT RIGHT NOW AND READY FOR WAR!!!!! - PRESS1PRESS1PRESS1PRESS1PRESS1PRESS1PRESS1PRESS1PRESS1RULESOFNATUREBITCHES

[Randall Fragg]

I'M COMPLETELY FUCKING BLAZED AND SHITTOUNG OUT MAN! I'M BLARIMG THE METAL GEAR RISING REVENGANCE SOUNDTRACK RIGHT NOW AND I'M GOING TO DRIVE MY PRUIS FOR THE ARMYS OF GAMERGATE!!!!!! DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH RULES OF NATURE AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M GOING TO ALL THESES TWITTER CUCK FAGGOTS HOUSES AND MURDER THEM WITH A FUCKING BAZOOKA FIRED FROM MY PRIUS IN A DRIVEBYATTACK!!!!! I'M GOING TO FUCK THEM ALL UP AND KILL THEM WIYTH ZANDASU!!!!!!!!! AND EAT THEIR HEART SO I CAN ASCEND TO VALHALLA!!!!!!! AND I'LL TAKE GORPRO FOOTAGE AND MAKE SICK MUSIC VIDEOS FROM.
I'M GOING TO RIDE AND RIDE AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE I AM THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF GAMERGATE!!! MY RIGHTIUOS GENOCIDE CRUSADE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT FAGGOT, BECAUSE I'M MY WAY TO YOUR HOUSE YOU MOTHER FUCKER, YOU LAUGH REAL HARD WHEN I SHOW UP AND MURDER YOU WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!!!
I AM THE SUPREME GENTALMAN!!!! I WILL BE THE DREAM!!!!! I WILL MAKE ETHICS IN JOURNALISMGOOD AGAIN!!!!! I WILL BE THE DANK WARRIOR!!!! AND IT WILL NOT LET UP YUNTIL THE END IS HEAR!!!!
CHEER ME ON KIWIS BECAUSE I FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM!!1! CHEER ME ON!!!! I WILL BE THE ONE!!!1111

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

FUCK YEAH CUNT LETS REPLACE THE BONG WATER WITH MOUNTAIN DEW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GET SO BRUTALLY FUCKED I'LL NEED A RAPE KIT AFTERWARDS

 

[Randall Fragg]

STANDING HERE I REALIZE YORE JUST LIKE ME TRIED TO MAKE HISTORY BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I'M SURE WE'D BOTH AGREE THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAYYY
DAH DAH DAH DUH DAH
I CARVED MY OWN PATH YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAME
THE WORLD HAS TURNED AND SO MANY HAVE BURNED BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME
IT'S TEARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND
I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL BE BORN BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAAAAAAAANNNNDDD
BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAAANNNDD

 

[Aquinas]

Bad thread bad forum

 

[Tranhuviya]

Now, watch Apocalypse Zero while you're stoned.

 

[EthicsInCheesePizza]

Sadly, the entire GGHQ stopped being funny right... about... now. (Or whenever KiA calmed down which I think was a while ago)

And I still never got to rate Vordrak Ethical.

 

[The Lawgiver]

jeez this thread is like just
kinda depressing i guess
like the op had full on enthusiasm for gaming and was ready to fight for you guys
and you just ruined it by getting all sad and saying its dead and a bad thread
like holy fuck bro do you even know how many gamers died in the last great war
need i remind you what happened because its not funny
its really sad
like really sad
all thats left of those guys is the memes they made
and even then they didnt get any credit for making them
thats like a fucking slap in the face for all games you feeling me
like jesus fuck what in the general concept of space time we call the universe made you guys lose your gaming spark
was it like a bad match on counter strike or something
or did you get cucked by some shill
are you really gonna let whoredraks legacy ruin our highly ethical race war
like are you really gonna do that
are you gonna give him that satisfaction
fuck man what in the name of gods holy white asshole are you thinking
thats it
i'm going to war
i'd say wish me luck but i know where half of your allegiences lie now
damnit we would have stopped the shills eons ago if we didnt let cucks try to co opt our games
we coulda shone bright like tupacs holographic boner
but no you'd rather stay in some rank ass rut until you inevitably somehow lose your god damn mind and become a tranny or some shit like that
op i am prepared for the war
i am high as a fucking kite right now
no higher
i'm in orbit around the planet level high
i have transcended high and gone into full on enlightenment
and i can see through the bullshit of the dissenters
im currently loading my prius full of hot dog rations for the coming battle
pray for me