I'm going to marry a girl I met from Twitter - Press G for Congratulations

[Autocrat]

Ok so I've talked about a fight I had at a donut shop, the fact that I may have a baby on the way (we're doing an paternity test this weekend and will find out if I'm the father around May 10th), and now for the third and perhaps final installment:

I met a girl on Twitter

Spoiler

She's pretty

Started when we both had anonymous accounts, assumed she was an e-troon. Then she started posting pics and I'd mildly fantasize about meeting her and fucking her.
Eventually we talked on the phone and have been talking on the phone every day for about 2 months (saying "I Love you" after weeks of talking) up until she came to see me on April 10th.

Within the first few hours of meeting, we had made out, had quick sex, and she was briefly convinced that I kidnapped her while we were on LSD (Getting her to try it so soon was a foolish move on my part.)
Within a few days we decided to get married.
She flew back to her home a few days ago and will be back here in less than 2 weeks, fully moved in.

Yeahh Nigga

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

This all sounds very familiar, and OP is a faggot.

 

[Kirito]

Faggot

 

[TFT-A9]

If you've ever watched a train barreling down the tracks clearly out of control and instinctively known that it was going to result in a spectacular wreck a mile or so down the tracks, you might be having a bit of deja vu right now

 

[Officer Eradicate]

post the sex tape

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

How did her dick taste?

 

[Twinkie]

congratulations!

 

[Robert James]

You never answered if she was pre-op or post op.

Best of luck with the paternity test.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

you should delete her pic off of here, op

Already downloaded it so if he takes it down it'll just go back up.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Good luck. Don't let her push you around but don't be a dick to her.


Wait to have sex until you actually marry. Makes a difference.

 

[Book Thief]

That's cute and all, and I wish the best of luck to the both of you...

...but this ain't your fuckin' blog, bro.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

She is fat and I would not have sex with her

 

[Zero Day Defense]

the fact that I may have a baby on the way (we're doing an paternity test this weekend and will find out if I'm the father around May 10th)

run away really fast

 

[The Real SVP]

Who am I to judge? I almost married a woman I met IRL. Good luck to you and the fine young gentleman you found on that internet thing of yours.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

trying to look cool for kiwifarms is the online equivalent of trying to be the most popular student in special ed class.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Him meeting a girl *actually meeting someone in this real life* actually says he's not really a defunct male with only an appendage to function with in life.
He's healthy and not a fucked in the head dicktard on this site.

 

[TFT-A9]

Him meeting a girl *actually meeting someone in this real life* actually says he's not really a defunct male with only an appendage to function with in life.
He's healthy and not a fucked in the head dicktard on this site.

And as we all know you're an EXCELLENT judge of character, Pam

 

[DocHoliday1977]

And as we all know you're an EXCELLENT judge of character, Pam

Better than you.

He's not afraid of or hates women.
He's not afraid of connection and intimacy.
He's not afraid of an exclusive relationship. Perish the thought monogamy!
He's not a sex deviant- pedophile. Hentai fag, tranny lover, furry...etc.
He's emotionally stable.

There's gurus I know who can't say they are this stable emotionally.

 

[TFT-A9]

Better than you.

He's not afraid of or hates women.
He's not afraid of connection and intimacy.
He's not afraid of an exclusive relationship. Perish the thought monogamy!
He's not a sex deviant- pedophile. Hentai fag, tranny lover, furry...etc.
He's emotionally stable.

There's gurus I know who can't say they are this stable emotionally.

He has a kid with another woman and he's fucking this chick now. I don't think "monogamy" means what you think it means, Pam.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

He has a kid with another woman and he's fucking this chick now. I don't think "monogamy" means what you think it means, Pam.

People make mistakes. Smart people realize those mistakes and get back on track. They don't wallow in their shit and beg for approval or try to pull people into their shit with them.

I'm giving him a chance for happiness and no overgrown fag who electro shocks people into compliance needs to be giving anyone advice on anything.