I'm going to sell "rustic" decor to hipsters on Etsy -

[AnimuGinger]

It's simple!
1. Buy hardwood boards for cheap
2. Beat with hammer or chain. Poorly cut ends. Make it look aged
3. Stain poorly
4. Drill holes for mounting
5. Add hooks
6. Sell

Fucking genius.

 

[The Fool]

I was looking for a Jotaro cap and I saw one on Etsy and it was literally just a baseball cap with the top cut off and some polymer clay glued on, and they were asking for $36 for it. Really.

Meanwhile you can get a real one for about a third of the price.

 

[Bogs]

1.) Put new jeans in the washing machine
2.) Fill the washing machine with rocks and sand
3.) Set to spin
4.) Completely destroy washing machine

 

[AnimuGinger]

1.) Put new jeans in the washing machine
2.) Fill the washing machine with rocks and sand
3.) Set to spin
4.) Completely destroy washing machine

Are the rocks and sand Fair Trade?

 

[Chocolate Elvis]

Is there still money to be made in gluing brass cogs to random shit and marketing it as Steampunk?

God, I miss the Regretsy blog.

 

[KatsuKitty]

what kind of scam is this

that sounds like work

 

[CatParty]

 

[AnimuGinger]

Plan changed. I'm stealing pallets. Hipsters and pintrest bitches love pallet art.

10 minutes of fucking around with a saw and a drill is practice for when I actually build shit. And I love taking money from hipsters.