I'm here because a mainstream site is interested in me doing a Chris-chan article -

[Kayfabian]

Hi all.

For the time being, I can't give much in the way of specifics, like my identity or what website it's for (though of course the article will have my name on it), but I'm a freelance writer for a living and I've pitched a major website on doing a well-rounded, "take the subject on from all angles" article about Chris-chan and the entire troll subculture built around him.

They've basically said yes and given a rate, but we just need to iron out the specifics of the article itself (and I need to finish an unrelated article I'm on deadline for). Since the editor mentioned how it would really put the article over the top if I can talk to Chris and/or his trolls (which I planned on anyway), I figure I'd get a head start by posting this.

So, what am I looking to do here?

* I'd like guidance on the most effective ways to reach Chris (I know he has the Twitter and Facebook accounts, but since he seems to be more wary of trolls lately I'm not sure if I should just Facebook message him or what?) as well as his mom and any other "real world" people (for lack of a better term) that can shed some light. Is there any way someone like Megan Schroeder would be willing to talk with the understanding it wasn't a hit piece?

* I'm looking for ways to contact the most (in)famous of the trolls like Clyde Cash, BILLY MAYS, and so on.

* Obviously Chris and the big name trolls are the big fish I'm after in terms of what I'd like to do with the article, but I'd like to hear from EVERYONE who can add ANYTHING, so feel free to give suggestions or whatever.

Obviously if we talked on the phone/Skype/Google Hangouts/etc, you had to use your personal email, etc. I'd keep you either completely anonymous or refer to you by your nickname in the CWC realm depending on your preference. The email I've set up is kayfabian@yandex.com if you want to reach me, but I'll also be hanging out around here in general as well as regularly checking this thread.

I'm sure I'll have a lot more to say, but I wanted to get the ball rolling.

Thanks everybody!

 

[Squealer]

This is Jack Thaddeus. https://www.facebook.com/Amaterasu.Uber.Alles?fref=ts

 

[Totenkopf]

Hi, I'm Clyde Clash, you can ask me anything you'd like

thanks

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Don't ask us how to contact Chris, it will not end well.

As a fellow journalist though, good luck!

 

[Arkangel]

If you're not willing to tell us who you are or who you write for then there's no way to distinguish you from someone with genuine curiosity or a wannabe troll.

 

[Cuck Norris]

If you're not willing to tell is who you are or who you write for then there's no way to distinguish you from someone with genuine curiosity or a wannabe troll.

Kayfabian. Kayfabe. Hmm....

 

[Conrix]

-From what I hear, Clyde Cash is actually a persona used by multiple trolls.

-Yes, asking how to contact Chris barely ends well because weening is (still) a thing.

 

[Kayfabian]

If you're not willing to tell us who you are or who you write for then there's no way to distinguish you from someone with genuine curiosity or a wannabe troll.

Which I get, but for various reasons, I don't really want all of my worlds intersecting until the article is out, if that makes sense.

If someone wants to come up with a fair way to establish I'm not attempting to troll the trolls, that's fine by me.

 

[Totenkopf]

The best way to contact Chris is to call his home-phone and shriek "JUUUUUUUULAAAAAYYYYYY" as loud as you can.

He will get back to you shortly.

hope this helps

 

[Arkangel]

If someone wants to come up with a fair way to establish I'm not attempting to troll the trolls, that's fine by me.

Proving yourself is your job. Not ours.

 

[Kayfabian]

Kayfabian. Kayfabe. Hmm....

That's the only hint I'm dropping. Seemed appropriate!

 

[Squealer]

That's the only hint I'm dropping. Seemed appropriate!

You are a godawful troll, ya know.

 

[Luvs2Sperg789]

What makes you think Chris will pick up the phone for you? You know what gay clubs he frequents and you know his address. Wanna be a journalist? Journalize, yo'.

 

[AnOminous]

Thanks everybody!

Well, good luck if you're legit, but there's no real way to say with that alias, which is something straight from a

If you are legit, it's possible someone else is already doing a story on Chris, and what that story is may be a story in itself. You may stumble over their work if they exist.

Chris's next court hearing is 6/11, and may be worth checking out.

 

[CatParty]

@Kayfabian you're an idiot

Also don't use the same username for every site

 

[chimpburgers]

Seems legit.

(not)

 

[CobGrounder]

Here's the best part. On the way out my field agent was confronted by some lady. She asked the field agent what they were doing there and what their name was. She said she was a reporter. My field agent was like "yeah I'm not telling you that". She shifted tone and said she just wanted to buy my field agent a cup of coffee and hear his story... She wanted to know why a community of people on the internet literally document everything in his life. An interview was declined...

Was this you? Or unrelated?

 

[cypocraphy]

Do an article on what you think will happen to him after Barb dies.

 

[Kayfabian]

Was this you? Or unrelated?

Unrelated. Like I said, it's not 100% finalized yet. but the editor fell in love w/ multiple ideas I had and asked me to prioritize this one. Plus I'm not a VA area local and I highly doubt there's gonna be a travel budget.

 

[MY 405]

I'm Megan Schroeder. Original character do not steal