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Whatthefuck

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Why, oh fucking, why do they insist on the nasty 73/27 tube meat? It's disgusting. Just buy a family pack of ground beef. It's not that much more expensive and it's fresh. What the hell? If you can afford Cards Against Humanity extender packs, then you can afford fresh fucking meat.
 

Ero Aphana

Constantly changing my pfp like a faggot
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I've never understood why Amber is so preteen-like. For example, the headbands with cat ears meant for like 3rd graders. Yes gorl, rock those headbands on your almost 30 year old self. Does she round her age like she rounds her weight?

Edit: Lmao 5:12 though. Ok hammy, we get it, you're a skinny legend and your problems are terrible :(
 

89elbees

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I've never understood why Amber is so preteen-like. For example, the headbands with cat ears meant for like 3rd graders. Yes gorl, rock those headbands on your almost 30 year old self. Does she round her age like she rounds her weight?

It's a really weird phenomenon. Grossly overweight people tend to look older than they really are - and, if you look closely at her face, she does - but her behavior, manner of dress, and general intelligence are all at a level I'd expect from someone at least 10 years her junior. It kind of all balances itself out. The yin and yang of an underdeveloped mind and an overdeveloped waistline.
 

FitBitch

A housewife!
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-she was too stressed to help Becky pack the car. Ya'll she could not.
-They go to Wal-Mart and she touches every headband. "Oh I should wear these again." No please don't, those are cute on ten year olds, you're an adult.
-I would buy this tiny hotwheels but I'm too old for toys. Gotta save money for the wax melts aisle gorl.
-Oh my god she bought one of those cat ears headbands! She should wear it with the tiny backpack.
-"I look like garbage!" Personal bathroom pity party.
-Watch me watch a video of myself from back when I lost 89 pounds (everyone playing at home take a shot)
-Pointless car ride break
-We're going 50/50 for a family dinner (the money may be 50/50 but the food split will be 80/20)
-People still play cards against humanity apparently.
 

sixcarbchiligorl

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She was soooo stressed watching Becky pack the car, somehow, yet she didn't pack a change of clothes (again). So she was wearing the same outfit, she didn't even bother washing off her makeup or reapplying it the last day, she brought her own bedding which you know was not clean. Obviously she didn't take any showers or brush her teeth. Who would agree to having this 500 pound smelly, dirty thing in their house, nevermind babysitting their child? And the kid is a total brat.
 

GORL

"I'm a lesbian. I don't like wieners on my face."
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She's a pro at vlogging:
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Owlflaps

The sound of your impending doom
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The most irritating thing about her videos is the comment callout. She chooses the nicest, most milquetoast comment that kisses her ass so that she can validate her sad existence. She doesn't even read the comments that have constructive criticism either. She just wants to feel good, you gais.

These retards who keep sending coddling comments are gonna send her to the morgue faster. Or a forensics labs that's going to cut open her flabby corpse for science.
 
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