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Owlflaps

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Captured the only mildly entertaining thing:

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I wasted 6 minutes of my life. You're welcome, you guise.
 

Turd Blossom

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For fuck's sake, she's opening up Amazon boxes with her jewelry organizers and talking about how she's "going to" do that. She's actually moving backwards in her content.
At this rate we'll get a weigh in by Christmas.
 
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Nido

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Damn the darkness around her eyes has gotten so bad her face looks really sunken in and awful.

They went to the lake. AL shows us snaps where the filters make her look like a giant-headed bald alien baby. There's a snap from Eric in the backseat; AL really doesn't fit into the passenger seat anymore. Think they're gonna invest in a van eventually to just haul her around?

She's back on comment of the day sorta maybe if she feels like it. She uses some website that randomly picks a comment. It's someone calling her boring. She rambles on about how different people have different excitement levels and how apparently her sad "vacation" where she just cycled between Five Below, Target, and Cheesecake Factory is peak excitement for her. Ugh I'm no AL fan but that's so goddamn sad.

She's showing us her jewelry organizers again??? She already showed them to us but she's gonna now show us her struggling with the boxes they came in. Absolutely riveting. I see why you compare yourself to Shane Dawson AL.

At least the title's honest but we know she's not gonna change anything. Her losing her mobility has really made her videos boring idk she was definitely more entertaining when she was with Destiny and got out more. *sigh*
 

Long time lurker

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Sittin in bed I see :thinking::story:

She only does it sometimes, though.

Edited: Trixie is in the background rolling around their bedding. Many dogs roll like that after they get a bath. They'll look for the stinkiest thing they can find and roll on it to mask their own scent.

Amber showed the website that would randomly pick a comment, BUT! just before she showed the chosen comment the video cuts because "the battery died". Then Amber showed another comment being picked.

Amberism of the day: "you guyses". Or as close caption wrote it: "you guys's"
 
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RiceBall

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  • She's in bed again.
  • She went swimming at the lake with Becky, Eric and some of Becky's family. She didn't bring her camera because she's afraid of it overheating.
  • From 00:38 to 01:38 she records her phone screen with her camera pictures and some videos from the trip. There's some Real cringe there.
  • She's bringing "comment of the day" back again. The comment of the day (From July 12) is from "Witchyone131" which says "This is exciting? That's so sad", in reference to one of her haul videos during her Lexington "vacation".
  • Hamber said everyone has a different opinion of what's exciting. She finds buying useless shit very exciting.
  • Part 2 of the video is July 13th. She just woke up and she has "some boxes she wanna unbox". I'm surprised she could find a "KISS" shirt in her size.
  • First box, she really struggles to open by using some cheap ass hair scissors (should use them to clip off her sideburns) to try and cut the tap off the box. She finally gets it open after who knows how long, and it contains some special "Card's Against Humanity" card packs: The Pride pack, Saves America pack, The Theater pack, and some sort of movie pack she can't explain well.
  • The second box she struggles for two minutes trying to open it like a civilized human being and ends up ripping it open like a savage animal. It contains a stand she will use for her chokers. Wow, so useful.
  • The Third box is another one of those big ass jewelry compartment organizers for her stud earrings. She said she will buy a few more. She will also buy a stand for "hanging earrings, I don't know". I just noticed those jewelry organizer can hold 40 pairs of earrings. She had 5 of those, so she has at least 200 pairs of earrings and studs. Could've use that money on a couple of pairs of nice jewelry, instead of cheap Walmart trash.
 
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