Video Im Not Fake, Im John Cena -

[c-no]

probably anxiety about being back on the onlines after biblecube related traumas

That and perhaps he had to take some weed to relax from the biblecube traumas.

 

[FBIfellow420]

Does something seem.... off about the Commander's head? It almost looks like he's shaven off all of his hair maybe. I know he's wearing a bandanna under the hat, and Jace has never really had a full head of hair, but when he turns his head slightly I don't see any signs of hair - nothing around his ears or on his neck. Apparently this is an older video, so he's grown a beard since this, does anybody know if he had hair in the previous Eli Homecoming videos?
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I remember him talking a little after Tupacalypse, about how he was going to shave his head and grow a beard to evade his mom after moving out, so this is probably in the fallout of his failed escape plan, sometime in February or January. I don't know if he kept his head shaved during his containment in the Biblecube, though. He wore a hood during Eli's video and was pretty bundled up the whole time.

 

[tehfolder]

He sounds more childish in this video, I can't believe Wallmart hired him. Gail or the pastor must have ties with local management. He had to have help getting back in.

 

[hats]

he looks really sick to me idk

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

These videos have very low production values compared to his previous work... it's almost Eli tier of shittiness due to the graphics. This makes me think that maybe there was a rift between him and CIADude420 since he hooked him up with all of his stream bumpers and graphics. @DeagleDad420 do you know anything about this?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He sounds more childish in this video, I can't believe Wallmart hired him. Gail or the pastor must have ties with local management. He had to have help getting back in.

Well Jace is a retired marine so that probably looked good on his CV.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Only The Commander would give a John Cena action figure a gun.

 

[XYZpdq]

At least if he's shaving he's showing less islamic content. I was worried the biblecube was facing muslim in a secret plot to make him one of them.

But for reals Jace needs to get back to the parkour he's getting kinda fat in the face.

 

[nude tayne]

this video just makes me reflect on DeagleDad420's interesting commentary on the relationship between jace and john cena. here's a link if you've forgotten or haven't read it.

 

[kookerpie]

I have Thursday through Sunday off. So this would be a perfect weekend for the Commander to make an appearance.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

So he believes pro-wrestling is real?

More importantly, he has a job at Wal-Mart?!

 

[TM Ambrose]

Jace should have done a tough enough audition.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Jace should have done a tough enough audition.

Jace would make a phenomenal heel manager.

 

[Skeletor]

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Ｗａｓ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｄｅａ　ｏｆ　ｈｉｓ　ｂｉｔｃｈ　ｍｏｍ！？

Might have had something to do with his stay in the Bible Cube?

Also, I had no idea he had a job at Walmart. Is that new intel?

 

[XYZpdq]

He worked at Wal-mart in the past iirc.
I guess he was able to get back in. Maybe it was from social coping skills from the Biblecube.

 

[CIA]

Ｗｈｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｕｃｋ　ｄｉｄ　ｈｅ　ｓｈａｖｅ？
Ｗａｓ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｄｅａ　ｏｆ　ｈｉｓ　ｂｉｔｃｈ　ｍｏｍ！？

Ｗｈｙ　ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｕｓｉｎｇ　ａｎ　ａｌｐｈａｎｕｍｅｒｉｃ　ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ？

 

[Oglooger]

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Ｉ　ａｃｃｉｄｅｎｔｌｙ　ｌｅｆｔ　ｍｙ　ｗｅｅｂ　ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ　ｏｎ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｔｙｐｉｎｇ　．

 

[CIA]

Perhaps John Cena and the WWE wouldn't be the best example to show how you're real. But I still have no doubts in the Commander, and I understand his respect for Cena.

Ｉ　ａｃｃｉｄｅｎｔｌｙ　ｌｅｆｔ　ｍｙ　ｗｅｅｂ　ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ　ｏｎ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｔｙｐｉｎｇ　．

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