i’m obsessed with weighing myself... - 4/17/2019

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Hi, guize! So
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This video was gross. Idk why or how something so boring pissed me off so much. Just a combo, I guess. The really long, poorly lit close-up of her fat head
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The way her face is shrinking into the sea of fat. The growing chins that have eclipsed her neck.

Her speech about how she's learning it's ok to not wear makeup and how she's learning to love herself :roll: Seems like she didn't wear makeup most of the winter?

Becky's stupid fucking story.

But she has a full and interesting life off camera.
 

Whatthefuck

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Imagine the smell. I have a feeling she uses them for her periods too, all that smelly oxidized blood collecting in her folds... I simply can not gorls.
No worries. She only has like one period a year. Of course, I don't know what she's going to do during this annual blood letting. She can't fit in the shower and last year she stood in the shower for like an hour you guise just letting it free flow.
 

billeverghostly

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Isn't poise pads for piss leakage?
Not only are they for piss, but notice that it says right on the package that they’re for the maximum amount of bladder leakage. Quite a while ago she made some complaints about unspecified effects of being fat that had suddenly snuck up on her. There you go. Being young may provide some protective benefits, but a bladder can only support hundreds of pounds pushing down on it for so long before the muscles in the pelvic floor give up and she starts dribbling all the time, doubly so with her beetus water dreenkeen.
 

mekalekahi

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Imagine the smell. I have a feeling she uses them for her periods too, all that smelly oxidized blood collecting in her folds... I simply can not gorls.
I think that snaps from when she waterfalled blood cause her horomones are fucked beyond belief. The fact that 2 almost 30 year old woman got poise and posted a pic with chocolate like a period care package is bizarre.
 

Citroen

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This bitch's face is so huge and round.
A little more downvotes this time, the ambabies are angry because big AL didn't deliver the forms she had apparently promised to. My brain automatically zones out whenever our gorl makes a promise. It's going to be great to watch these gullible people go through the inevitable disappointment and become full blown haydurs in the upcoming weeks.
 

AlabamaWhitman

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Not only are they for piss, but notice that it says right on the package that they’re for the maximum amount of bladder leakage. Quite a while ago she made some complaints about unspecified effects of being fat that had suddenly snuck up on her. There you go. Being young may provide some protective benefits, but a bladder can only support hundreds of pounds pushing down on it for so long before the muscles in the pelvic floor give up and she starts dribbling all the time, doubly so with her beetus water dreenkeen.
When people called her out on the Poise pads, she claimed that Becky made a mistake and thought they were regular pads. I think she included some laughing face emojis, which is her tell that she is lying.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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I'm worried, our gorl might be teetering on the edge of full blown anorexia at this point


Imagine the smell. I have a feeling she uses them for her periods too, all that smelly oxidized blood collecting in her folds... I simply can not gorls.
Nobody tell her about porn stars and make-up sponges.
 

WeDon'tNeedToWhisper

I can neverthefuck understand what you're saying
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I don't know if I'm slightly autistic, but it feels like I'm having a harder time following her videos more and more. Is it because they're just so boring and have no real content? Maybe I zone out because it feels like a bunch of chopped up garbage thrown together for 10 minutes and 14 seconds.
Are Amber's videos making me stupid(er) or do I just need more caffeine? I can't be the only one who feels this way, right? right???

Also, Becky: get a fucking job you lazy cunt. I don't mean to beat a dead land whale, but seeing her smug, obese, hypertension-having lazy ass sitting there in the middle of the day(?) in front of a bunch of markers when she has ZERO reason not to be working, is mildly infuriating ok?

One last thing, and I've been thinking this for quite awhile.
I've seen Amber using Sriracha for literally years now and I think I've yet to see her put it on a food that made sense. I get it, I love spicy food and I always have Sriracha in my kitchen, but there's a time and place for everything. You can put it on/in a lot of foods but if you're putting it on the wrong foods (like steamed vegetables) all you're going to taste is Sriracha. I know, this is the Gorl who puts ayygs and soy sauce in noodles and thinks hamburger helper is "sooooo good" thumb up.
 

Lesbian Sleepover

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So my takeaways from this vidya are :

1. She remembers being on trampolines a LOT as a kid and she "misses it". Obviously a lie OR more insight into her previous life stories being fabricated.

2. Becky and Big AL continue to have ZERO and I mean fucking ZEROOOOO chemistry. The utter shite about coloring the elastic band -- if you can ignore CondescendingLynn long enough, you see Becky's leg/knee nervously ticking away.

It makes me think that Becky is recorded A LOT and is unsure of what material will be included in the video.

The toxicity of Amber that close is starting to show the signs of radiation. It's only a matter of time before something snaps.
 

Fupacabra

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I don't know if I'm slightly autistic, but it feels like I'm having a harder time following her videos more and more. Is it because they're just so boring and have no real content? Maybe I zone out because it feels like a bunch of chopped up garbage thrown together for 10 minutes and 14 seconds.
Are Amber's videos making me stupid(er) or do I just need more caffeine? I can't be the only one who feels this way, right? right???
I often watch her videos without sound, so I can just observe her obeast mannerisms without having to listen to her annoying voice and idiotic thoughts.
 

Keyboard Warrior

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How will they know if she delivers them or not? She's not above lying.
They won't know either way, unless she physically shows herself hand delivering it like she promised. That was supposed to have happened Monday, though, but I could see her staging it so that she's sitting in the car telling us that Becky went inside to hand the paperwork in for her. Because her LAYYGGGS are extra hurty. ?

No way to really verify either way. You're right. Just seemed dumb to mention at all, with everyone screaming ACCOUNTABILITY in the comments.
 
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