I’m ready to become a kiwi - Partially off-topic

[scared sheep]

It seems that everyone here knows who Pamperchu is. I, while being aware of many DA-based lolcows, had no clue, abd decided to do some “research” for myself. After reading his thread, I decided that as some sick form of initiation, I’d watch that video everyone freaked out over.

The link is dead.

I’m morbidly curious, and slightly bored, so I was hoping I could ask: does anyone have a mirror?

May I please destroy any sense of optimism I once had and become numb to everything on this site?

 

[Deadpool]

It seems that everyone here knows who Pamperchu is. I, while being aware of many DA-based lolcows, had no clue, abd decided to do some “research” for myself. After reading his thread, I decided that as some sick form of initiation, I’d watch that video everyone freaked out over.

The link is dead.

I’m morbidly curious, and slightly bored, so I was hoping I could ask: does anyone have a mirror?

May I please destroy any sense of optimism I once had and become numb to everything on this site?

Chris's cake farts or the juuuulllllaaaayyyyy sex doll video would be better initiation tbh.

 

[scared sheep]

Chris's cake farts or the juuuulllllaaaayyyyy sex doll video would be better initiation tbh.

Already have seen the latter, never seen the former. But... cake farts...? I thought those were a meme. People don’t really ruin a perfectly good cake like that, do they?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Already have seen the latter, never seen the former. But... cake farts...? I thought those were a meme. People don’t really ruin a perfectly good cake like that, do they?

It was an eleven dollar cake too. He ate a slice of it first though. Here's a link http://cdn4.videos.motherlessmedia.com/videos/9F6859A.mp4

 

[scared sheep]

It was an eleven dollar cake too. He ate a slice of it first though. Here's a link http://cdn4.videos.motherlessmedia.com/videos/9F6859A.mp4

I’m ready to die.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I’m ready to die.

And don’t kid yourself, he ate the whole cake afterwards.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I’m ready to die.

Because you're so aroused?

 

[rookie]

It was an eleven dollar cake too. He ate a slice of it first though. Here's a link http://cdn4.videos.motherlessmedia.com/videos/9F6859A.mp4

I’m ready to die.

Dear lord I've seen the cake farts video with the chick (college kids make each other watch weird shit okay) but Chris-chan actually made his own?

That's terrifying, but I'm morbidly curious also.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Dear lord I've seen the cake farts video with the chick (college kids make each other watch weird shit okay) but Chris-chan actually made his own?

That's terrifying, but I'm morbidly curious also.

The best part is that dick gets hard by the end.

 

[scared sheep]

Because you're so aroused?

Nah, that’s what the Pamperchu video will be for.

please release me from this flesh prison I can feel my mind deteriorating

 

[Hen in a tie]

Friend, thanks to you I sadly know the existence of Pamperchu.

 

[timecop]

The best part is that dick gets hard by the end.

what, like yours doesn't? i dare you to point out ONE soft dick in this room, right now.

 

[Coldgrip]

Traditionally, new initiates would have to watch the JUUUULLLLAAAAYYYY video and then be locked in a closet with @Judge Holden for thirty minutes (don't worry, he's always gentle with newbies* ).

I’m ready to die.

You really aren't ready to be a kiwi yet if you think that's bad.

*I'm lying, he's never gentle.

 

[scared sheep]

Traditionally, new initiates would have to watch the JUUUULLLLAAAAYYYY video and then be locked in a closet with @Judge Holden for thirty minutes (don't worry, he's always gentle with newbies* ).


You really aren't ready to be a kiwi yet if you think that's bad.

*I'm lying, he's never gentle.

I like it rough.

But that is why I need the Pamperchu video.

I must... strengthen myself.

 

[Yog-Sothoth]

You merely adopted the kiwi. I was born in it, molded by it.

 

[scared sheep]

You merely adopted the kiwi. I was born in it, molded by it.

Adopt-A-Kiwi? Gladly! All kiwis deserve a good home.

Friend, thanks to you I sadly know the existence of Pamperchu.

Good. Someone has to suffer with me.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Good. Someone has to suffer with me.

BITCH

 

[Kevin Spencer]

Welcome to the farms. The further down the rabbit hole you go, the harder it is to go back.

Have fun

 

[vertexwindi]

You don't become a Kiwi, you're born one.

 

[m0rnutz]

You want initiation, read the Nick Bates and Eden Belmont threads, and watch the videos.

Finish it with plushfuckers