I'm releasing a new book later this month! Ask me autistic questions and I will answers them. - Bonus points for whoever finds my pen name and my own series of books.

[Just Dont]

Give me a boost to my ego so I don't feel like a useless piece of shit this morning and ask me about my next book. I'm releasing it on Kindle first, then on Google and if its sells well I'll buy the rights to catalogue it and physically publish it.

 

[hot hot leg]

Is the book written in English or your native language?

 

[Solid Snek]

What is your pen name and what is the name of your series of books?

 

[Just Dont]

Have you ever thought about pursuing a hentai artist career instead?

You are not the first one to tell me that.

Is the book written in English or your native language?

English, but I have spellcheckers.

What is your pen name and what is the name of your series of books?

 

[A Welsh Cake]

It’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid isn’t it. Don’t think I couldn’t see the subtle hints you put out there. What crazy hijinks will Greg heffley get into now.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

I have an idea for a book:

My right testicle gets jealous of my left testicle and leaves my nutsack.

Please let me know when you need to send me my royalties.

 

[knobslobbin]

I dunno your premise seems kinda done before. How about a kid from a backwater village who stumbles into a conflict and it turns out he's the chosen one!

 

[Solid Snek]

Yes, I would. That's why I'm asking.

 

[Niggernerd]

Hello R.L. Stine

 

[Just Dont]

I dunno your premise seems kinda done before. How about a kid from a backwater village who stumbles into a conflict and it turns out he's the chosen one!

Everything has been made before. Originality is dead. That's why hollywood movies have the subversion trope now, so they could at least see where the public want the story to go and subvert it and have some semblance of originality.

The premise is more like an lovecraftian steam punk adventure following your classical archetypal amnesia strong willed character who meets a lovely rogue (another archetype) where the characters embark on an adventure to save the world (another archetype). And because I'm aware it is really fucking cliche I tried to make the world and the locations described in my story to be way more interesting than the characters.

A hostile world covered in darkness, technologically stunted with sea life taking over and mutating to replace a world without sun and warmth, and how humanity had to adapt to those conditions and the factions that arise from it. Plus I take heavy inspiration from Lovecraft and The king in Yellow,

 

[185405]

You are not the first one to tell me that.


English, but I have spellcheckers.

Pretty sure @Shiversblood Would pay for a finished drawing of that redhead.

 

[stares at error messages]

Everything has been made before. Originality is dead. That's why hollywood movies have the subversion trope now, so they could at least see where the public want the story to go and subvert it and have some semblance of originality.

The premise is more like an lovecraftian steam punk adventure following your classical archetypal amnesia strong willed character who meets a lovely rogue (another archetype) where the characters embark on an adventure to save the world (another archetype). And because I'm aware it is really fucking cliche I tried to make the world and the locations described in my story to be way more interesting than the characters.

A hostile world covered in darkness, technologically stunted with sea life taking over and mutating to replace a world without sun and warmth, and how humanity had to adapt to those conditions and the factions that arise from it. Plus I take heavy inspiration from Lovecraft and The king in Yellow,

This sentance has never been made before: @stares at error messages quotes @Just Dont saying, 'Everything has been made before'. See? Original.