Imagine A Book Filled with Your Internet Posts - Yes, ALL of them

[Feline Darkmage]

How embarrassing would it be to see all it?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Shit, that would be absolutely horrifying, especially if it includes posts when you're younger.

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

a shit book made out of shitposts.

 

[AnOminous]

How embarrassing would it be to see all it?

There isn't a printing press that could print that. If it was normal sized though, I'd be glad nobody could read it because the print would be nano-sized.

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

There isn't a printing press that could print that. If it was normal sized though, I'd be glad nobody could read it because the print would be nano-sized.

There is this book made by /lit/.

Spoiler: Large Image

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

ARGHGHGHGHHGHHGHHGHHGHH!

This is the stuff of nightmares. Even from the Pokemon phases?!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

There isn't a printing press that could print that. If it was normal sized though, I'd be glad nobody could read it because the print would be nano-sized.

Let's say for the purpose of this thought experiment that it comes in volumes and was printed on God's printing press, so it's magical.

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

oh dear god

 

[Derbydollar]

It would basically just be whatever I have on the farms, since I really don't post on anything else
Lucky me, avoiding social media when I was younger lol

 

[Halberd Sonichu]

It'd be a shameful tale of try hard giving up on everything he doses. But after years lurking and growing up he finally give the net a proper go again. Trying to less of a giant fag.

 

[AnOminous]

Let's say for the purpose of this thought experiment that it comes in volumes and was printed on God's printing press, so it's magical.

I would punch God in the dick for doing that.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

With most internet surfers, such books could be less cringey the later you go, since people tend to mature over time.

 

[Funnybone]

what would be done immediately

 

[Ntwadumela]

With most internet surfers, such books could be less cringey the later you go, since people tend to mature over time.

Like how a young fruit tastes sour and unpleasant, but ripens into something sweet and delicious .

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

With most internet surfers, such books could be less cringey the later you go, since people tend to mature over time.

But we'd still get our posts from obscure fetish forums or something exposed.

 

[fire_fly]

I haven't even been on the internet a decade (my family didn't get regular access until my last year of high school) so my book wouldn't be too cringey, but there are some things I wish I hadn't written. Like pretty much all of my LiveJournal.

I dunno, I'm pretty quiet on social media, so it'd be mostly really boring.

 

[Overcast]

My book would be cringe personified.

 

[Loxiozzz]

All that edge and weeb shit in one book. Everything in it would be Marilyn Manson and a badly drawn anime oc. Jesus. It would be called "I wish my parents had kept me off the net until I was at least 16".

 

[lolwut]

It would be titled "Talking out of Your Ass; An Instructional Guide."

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I would be proud of it but it would need context for the posts