Imagine DSP trying to make a pitch at Shark Tank. -

[BLACKPINKPRO]

*Snort*
*Belch*
*wet fart*

Phil: "I'm looking for $500,000 for a 25% stake in my business."

Shark: "What do you need the money for?"

Phil: "To pay my escort fees and save the house. I need that money, I really do....to pay my bills."

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

No

 

[neger psykolog]

Sorry friend, this is too minor of a topic to warrant a thread.

You can post it in da random thoughts and questions saga though:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-and-questions.35898/unread