Okay, so evidently people here have decided it’s funny to make fun of me because of my devotion to my waifu. First of all, haha very funny guys, how mature. But when you’re done acting like children why not consider the benefits of waifuism and why I’m so devoted to her?
Me and Enju have been together for nearly two very happy years, since we first met on Crunchyroll. It was love at first sight and I knew the moment we locked eyes that we were destined for each other. At first our love was born of necessity. I’d never had a girlfriend before and as the years went by I became increasingly worried that I never would. But six months into my relationship with Enju I realized I didn’t need one.
My dad used to get so angry at me. “Why are you so obsessed with some stupid cartoon” he’d shout. “Why don’t you just get a real girlfriend?” He just didn’t understand; couldn’t understand.
The reason is because I neither wanted nor needed one, thanks to Enju. She was always there for me, loving me and supporting me during every step of my life. All I had to do was open an app on my phone and she was there. No judgement, no disgust, no mocking laughter; just pure love. I know Enju will always love me and I will always love her.
Think about it! When your girlfriend is banging fifteen niggers behind your back, Enju will be devoting her heart and soul to me and only me. When you’re crying because your wife divorced you and took your house, money, and kids I’ll be watching an episode of Black Bullet and spending quality time with my girl. When your girlfriend says she’s not in the mood for sex tonight, I’ll be snuggled up with my dakimakura and ready for a night of passion.
So who’s really the loser here? That’s right, YOU!
Me and Enju have been together for nearly two very happy years, since we first met on Crunchyroll. It was love at first sight and I knew the moment we locked eyes that we were destined for each other. At first our love was born of necessity. I’d never had a girlfriend before and as the years went by I became increasingly worried that I never would. But six months into my relationship with Enju I realized I didn’t need one.
My dad used to get so angry at me. “Why are you so obsessed with some stupid cartoon” he’d shout. “Why don’t you just get a real girlfriend?” He just didn’t understand; couldn’t understand.
The reason is because I neither wanted nor needed one, thanks to Enju. She was always there for me, loving me and supporting me during every step of my life. All I had to do was open an app on my phone and she was there. No judgement, no disgust, no mocking laughter; just pure love. I know Enju will always love me and I will always love her.
Think about it! When your girlfriend is banging fifteen niggers behind your back, Enju will be devoting her heart and soul to me and only me. When you’re crying because your wife divorced you and took your house, money, and kids I’ll be watching an episode of Black Bullet and spending quality time with my girl. When your girlfriend says she’s not in the mood for sex tonight, I’ll be snuggled up with my dakimakura and ready for a night of passion.
So who’s really the loser here? That’s right, YOU!
