in love with my ex, my health, president 2020 & more- 11/03/20 - Still hasn't gotten over Destiny

Hamberlard Raid

fingerblast my shower jelly papi
True & Honest Fan
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Lmao at "president 2020"
We finally know who Amberlynn is voting for this year! She is voting for president.

You know she did not receive the warm "welcome back" she expected. She is already breaking two of her own rules in her first proper video:
1) no health talk
2) no politics

Bet you haven't read one of these in a while...
  • hey guyz
  • welcum to new video
  • Q&A type video
  • aks me qwetchuns
  • would you say yes if Beckee proposed?
  • Beck-e are talkeen about marriage
  • ima crah
  • mah chest has good feeleen
  • christmas shopping?
  • WE SHOP FOR PETS
  • we are buying for 28 different people, SIX OF THEM ARE PETS
  • 2020 has been horribul for me
  • CANCER
  • DEATH
  • HYSTEREKTOMMY
  • PPL HURT
  • two big really good things: beck-e and I now live together!!
  • 2) my mom
  • do you deserve the hate?
  • NO OBVIOUSLEE
  • i am not murderer
  • i receive HARRASSMENT
  • i have not done anything in the past few years that deserves LASHEEN
  • why do people think you love Destiny?
  • Still in love with Destiknee after she broke up
  • Luv Beck-ee too!!!
  • Look at sister wives!!!
  • I am not into that but okay
  • PEOPLE LIKE DRAMA AND IT IS FUN-FILLED
  • Destiny has flaws that I do not like
  • Do you miss living with Gary Busey and the muppet? I MISS IT
  • What is something you wish you could tell your mother but haven’t?
  • NOTHEEN
  • 6 months ago it would be the dikchunair-ee long
  • I like the Grinch
  • Do you worry about running out of money?
  • I AM NOT A SPENDING MACHINE, I KNOW HOW TO SAVE MONE-E
  • NO ONE CARES AMBER, DON’T COME BACK
  • I AM HERE BITCHES “H-E-A-R”
  • Forrest Gump is my favurite moo-vee
  • I THINK BIDEN IS GOING TO WIN
  • I have lucid dreeeems
  • Did you know Dana joined haydur groups? NO, SHE DIDN’T
  • MY WEIGHT NUMBER WILL BE COMEEN SOON
  • WE HAVE TALKEEN TODO
  • UPSESSED WITH SKATEEN as a child
  • Danceen was my pashun
  • Talent shows
  • “active part of me is no longer”
  • I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A LESBIAN
  • Never queschuned my seschuallytea
  • Are you going to address your jaundice?
  • THAT WAS VERY INSENSITIVE
  • I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT IT ON VIDEO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • My hulth is in hands of dokter
  • YOU DO NOT DESERVE AN EXPLANATION
  • DO NOT USE MY CANCUR AS A CLUTCH
  • No reachun chennils want the best for me
  • MY CHANNEL IS VILE
  • Thinkeen about haven another job outside of YouTube? YES.
  • More mookbongs soon
  • I AM READEEN SO MUCH
  • Makeen YouTube videos is easy, uploadeen has bad outcum
  • Mah recoveree was so gud
  • SKINNY PEOPLE GET NERVOUS ABOUT SURGERY TOO
  • I AM A VERY GIVING PERSON
  • My love language is the output of gifts (so, in essence, you are only worth being around if you are constantly being given gifts…)
  • I AM VERY INTO BUDGETING
  • I got mah nose pierceen when I was in a trial period with mah methhead parents, daddy took me to da mall
  • A group of guy friends went with me to the mall to watch me get my nose pierced? Press X to doubt.
  • More what I eat in a day videos
  • BECKY IS DOEEN COMMISHUNS
  • Mah mom is 5 years clean and sober!!!
  • Fuck you, bye
TL; DR/W
Amberlynn is ridin' with Biden.
Obesion buys Christmas presents for 28 people, 6 of them are pets.
Hamboat does not have a polygamy kink.
Our jaundiced raccoon is seeking alternative employment, perhaps sideshow freak tenure on The Learning Channel?
She buys the love and affection of others because she knows damn well that no one would stick around because they genuinely like her.
 
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Raw Meat

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Amber: When I was younger I actually rollerbladed, and ice skated and was very active as a young girl. I did swimming, I love to swim. I actually played softball and soccer. I did the whole nine yards, dancing was everything to me, it was actually my passion, I was in dance group.

Amber as a child:
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Active? Yeah, doubt that. Bet she was the kid lying to get out of gym class.
 

SnarlieNarlie

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MSCGA 2020!!!
Make smug cuntylynn great again in 2020!

I was thinking of making a list of her statements and my commentary while listening to her newest Amberrhea but I do not want to flood this thread with a wall of words that this would end in when you can easily sum it up:
She is trying the HARDEST to "debunk" anything that is said and speculated here.

Becky on the verge of leaving? NOOOOO, she has the best relationship EVER going with the love of her life that is Dust....eeehr Thumby and she would be SOOOOOO in tears if Thumbster proposed to her. Going broke? NOOOOOOO, spending 2k minimum per week on crap alone is eaaaaasy within her budget and she has NOOOOOO concerns whatsoever that her Youtube money spigot could dry up. Health problems? NOOOOOOOOOO, her cancer and surgery is actually the best that could have happened to her since the invention of sliced bread. Recovery? MEEEH! No big deal no matter that a single pest zit is festering on her face for months....

....and yada yada because I said I want to keep it short.

Just browsing towards socialblade for a fact check. Views down almost 40% with total views hovering slightly above 1 million.

SURE, JAN.
 

marjoram

I'm a jerk feline
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Not worried about running out of money? Plan to get another job after youtube? Those two right there tell you all you need to know about her lying/delusions. Morons gonna be in big trouble, and it'll be funny.
I wanna see all these messages from sooo many people that love and support her. Asshole lies.
Fuck off Amber.
 
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